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 MILLER CHILLS!!!!!!!!! 
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Post MILLER CHILLS!!!!!!!!!
Yeah dude. I know its a F*CKING chick drink. but omg its like corona with the limes already in it.

Went to a party with like a nice 6 pack, i was balln, bitches all grindin up on me saying "mm you taste good" im like "yeah baby thats them chills"

so thank you miller chills


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...And then he woke up from his Wet Dream....

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Miller Chill sucks.

Drink MGD you woman.

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Real men huff gasoline. Naked.


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REAL men drink Guiness.

The manliest men drink Samuel L Jackson's Bad Motherfucker Ale.


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JoeMamma wrote:
...And then he woke up from his Wet Dream....


I lawld on that one, heh.

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Gman wrote:
REAL men drink Guiness.

The manliest men drink Samuel L Jackson's Bad mother****er Ale.


I had one of those last night!

It made me wanna recite a Bible verse and bust a cap in somebody's ass.

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It'll getcha drunk!

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Real men drink kool-aid with 4 cups of sugar, red flavor.


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I recently tried Modelo Especial. Expensive as shit but OMG theyre so F*CKING delicios! Never again will I drink Dos XX's. Unless its free ofcourse... hell Ill drink Keystone light for free.

... On second thought maybe not.


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Gman wrote:
REAL men drink Guiness.

The manliest men drink Samuel L Jackson's Bad mother****er Ale.


Guinness is the motherfucking shit.

Yuengling is good too.

And Keystone Light is just F*CKING disgusting LoL

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Carlsberg !


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Corona, you freaks!!

The "proper" way:

Rinse Corona mugs and put them in the freezer while still wet.

Fill cooler with ice and Coronas.

Buy limes (greener the better, get ones that a bumpy to make sure they're juicy)

Take frozen mug from freezer, squeeze a slice of lime into it, and pour in ice cold Corona.

Enjoy the perfect beverage.

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Grab vodka.

Open.

Drink.

Keep drinking.

Begin spouting things in Russian even though you've never known any Russian.

Mine is far superior.

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My method for corona is:

1 - Pry bottle-cap off with cigarette lighter.

2 - Light cigarette.

3 - Pour a tiny bit of beer-salt (twang) on tongue.

4 - Drink Corona straight from bottle.

5 - Smoke cigarette while drinking beer.

6 - Repeat steps 3 & 4 until beer is gone, and 2 & 5 until I'm out of cigarettes & beer.

7 - Kill a man.


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Miller Chill is a good beer but I prefer the Genuine Draft. Its stronger and manlier. I serve the Miller Chills to the ladies, they love it.

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If a woman doesn't drink Guiness, she's not worthy of my C*CK.


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I'll never try Guiness again.... ever.

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Last time I brewed my own beer, my penis grew 2 inches and grew a full blown ZZ Top beard, and that was just pouring it in the glass.


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