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Awwwwww yeah, I smell this kid's tears already.

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Man...this kid needs to go back to school and learn some proper English. He kept using "your" when he should've used "you're"....what a 'nub'.

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LOL man I miss n00bfest. corpse you rock. someone buy me a computer that can run source please!

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Just give lunch box his email address.. He'll give him some elders treatment. LOL

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Yay!! I got an illiterate reply with a threat to hack the server!

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well i like turtles and i dont know how you feel about that
but im really into turtles
and i dont know which admins were being douchebags and i dont care cuz im never gonna
play on your server anyways. i just wanted to tell your "clan" that i thought the way you handle your server is just immature
and theres alot of admin abuse. and you calling me a liar so many times makes me rofl. sorry i said ALL i meant all that were on that day smart guy. so i guees we can conclude that you indeed have no common sense. and im fond someone to hack your server cuz thats really funny when ppl do that. so in the next week or so your server might just all of a sudden not work :p.

♥ turtle lover

the response:

Well, I had a really nice reply prepared where I play the threat game with this kid and I threaten to butcher his entire family and then make him watch as I F*CK his dead mother. When I re-read it, it really seemed like I had gone a bit too far. The best thing to do in this case would be to CONFIRM the threat game before playing, so I sent him the following reply. If he responds properly, I'll start the scare tactics. :-)

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Don’t try to threaten me, you little prick. You want to play threat games? I’ll make some threats of my own if you want to play that game. Shall we play the threat game?

Don’t F*CK with me, kid. You obviously have no idea what you’re doing.

Love always,
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I can't hold back my tears of joy. That new one was the best yet.


I love the part about missing her wrinkly old mouth...

RAWFUL Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

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what is his ip.......i will have a whole lot of fun with this kid. if you would like me too.

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Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:25 pm
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go get him shibby.


5 bucks say he got banned when someone fucked up and banned half the server. i love it how kids get all but hurt over something so stupid. all he had to do is be like..."i got banned, help me"...and he could have been playing again by the next morning. now im afraid his computer might suddenly blow up Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_20 so sad

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lol more than likely but still i would really like to mess up his comp....that would be really fun

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shibby wrote:
lol more than likely but still i would really like to mess up his comp....that would be really fun

yes, yes

PM me his IP if you dont want it released to the public

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I think GB banned him for being a HOMOSEXUAL dick.

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LOL

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lol funny corpse










but also serious......


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You guys are gonna love this one!!

Complaint letter from Stabby McKnife:

Name: Ku | Stabby McKnife

Time: Lasted about 2 hours long, abit after noon eastern time zone.

What happened: I was about 1 rank behind TheGreaterBad, and i decided to get rank 1 again on the server. I eventually got to rank 1, and i told him that i beat him and he muted me. Next map, i just typed 'rank' to see if i was still first place, he muted me again. Keep in mind that i wasnt talking on the mic, so i wasnt spamming anything and i wasnt talking while i was dead.

Later on into that map, one of my friends came into the server. He started talking to me but i couldnt reply. Then he said 'Stabby say something', GreaterBad muted him. He changed his name to 'Admin Abuse Much?', then he got kicked. He rejoined and got banned. About 5 rounds later, a guy named Ambush threw a granade and accidently TKed 3 people. The 3 people decided to turn him into a time bomb this round, the next round, and the round after. Greaterbad kicked all 3 of them.

Next map, I have deicded to report him if he mutes me again. And guess what, he muted me again and all i did was type 2 times. I took a screenshot of that to show you.

My reply to Stabby McKnife:

Yeah, I don’t think he likes you very much.

He mutes you so he doesn’t get irritated by you and end-up banning you. I like TheGreaterBad better than you so it’s probably best if you don’t ask me to take sides.

I suggest you try and make-up with him directly and see if he will listen to reason. If not, just keep playing while muted and eventually he might get bored of F*CKING with you.

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LAWL

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ROFL

***** customer service!!!

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Corpse always gets the fun jobs.

:D

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Jesus. Since when did getting your ass told to shut the hell up give you a reason to bitch about it?

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Strange wrote:
Corpse always gets the fun jobs.

:D


no shit.......like joe's mom for example.....

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shibby wrote:
Strange wrote:
Corpse always gets the fun jobs.

:D


no s**t.......like joe's mom for example.....


That's not a fun job. It's a dirty, filthy, nasty job, but somebody has to poke the old gal now and then.

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