So yeah, the game Rock Band comes out at midnight in the States, but in F*CKING KaNadaduh, it got recalled for over a month because the French instruction inserts weren't included.

So I'm driving to the Port Huron, Michigan area (may end up in Detroit, chillin wit mah homeez) to chill for a little bit.

Anybody in that area?

Wait, lemme get this straight, you're driving to Michigan because you can't get Rock Band?

No I'm driving to Detroit anyway.

Rock Band's just a plus because some F*CKING frenchmen couldn't have their way.

Ahaha! Detroit is America's asshole.

I thought that was Joe.

Joe's his own asshole.

Pepper is the only white person who lives in Detroit. True story.

I live close to both Detroit and Port Huron. My dad actually lives in Port Huron and because of Canada's sweet drinking age I spent many nights at the River Port and the Lucky Duck. Detroit blows donkey balls covered in mustard. Its a greasy dark, very dark city that smells. Don't go there.


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I hope customs searches your asshole when they ask what you have to declare and you lie and say nothing but really you cam to our country to buy Rock Band to try and beat the system. In fact I have a friend who works the Blue Water Bridge I may have to give him a call. But don't worry, he will only use 3 fingers.

But really I have come so close to having fingers in my ass because of pot head friends sneaking there stuff over the border. (not that I don't like fingers in there, its just that there hands are so cold)

you have friends???

Actually customs was ridiculous.

We bought $105 of random junk that we don't have in Canada or never had.

God I missed Cherry Coke.

Great thing is all the stuff we got was cheap as piss because CSP > Dolla.

This may be. But.

America > Canada.

Bwahahahah.

Sorry, had to throw that out there.

It's true. My ex got deported back to Canada, and she hates it. It's smelly, and people are assholes.

I have to say overall unless you're in one of the 4 biggest cities in Canada, it's generally an extremely nice place. Despite all of the people who actually mean it when they're like "Canada's a shithole, go 'Merica, yee-hah" I love the States. But honestly, F*CK people like that.

Canadjia is a shithole, though.

Go 'murca, yee-heeeeerrrrr.

I like your quotes.

The Dead Horse one was awesome.

♥

We just went to Sarnia on Saturday to go the to Casino. It was pretty gay. I went to the bar to get a beer, and this guys was like, "Your from the states Eh? Well we don't like your kind around here."

I told him to F*CK off. Then he said something about being a toughguy / fatboy so I laid into him. I told him I was going to drown his ass in the river after I have sex with his eye sockets. It really freaked him out. He was almost a midget biker looking fag.

I don't really want to make a new thread, so I'll just say it here:

I hope Valve is going to update the Source engine for CS:S to the Orange Box version.

I'm not talking about the graphics, I couldn't care less. If I wanted motion blur, I'd hook up my old TFT 16ms response time monitor.

Buttsecks not far from the truth. Watermelon can only be cut so many times. A single packet of ketchup mixed with warm water and you have a feast. 13 toothpicks is more than enough fire wood. Wood. Wood. Wood. Wood. Wood.