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J-BONE
Forum Newbie
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:00 pm
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Location: Tampa,FL
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 I'm a dad!!! On Thursday, I became a father for the first time. My g/f gave birth to a beautiful 6lb 12.5 oz, 18-3/4" baby boy! He wasn't in the world for a minute and he pi##ed on two nurses! They got him back w/in a few minutes though when they gave him a shot in the butt cheek and took his temp, (in the arse)! His name is Elijah and both he and his mommy are doing great!
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panik
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Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 185
Location: Fanwood, New Jersey
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gratz man.
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Falcon
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Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: Rogers, AR
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congrats buddy
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oreX
n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2260
Location: Your Moms PANTS !
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Congrats man !
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PiNoY
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Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 2339
Location: Los Angeles
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Nice! Congratulations. You must be proud of your son. He can aim his piss so well at such a young age!
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Mantis
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 745
Location: Miramar, FL
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oreX wrote: Congrats man ! _________________ "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." Robert Orben
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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It's always a beautiful think when a fellow n00b levels up.
Grats!
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Strange
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 7108
Location: Texas
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Silly Kitten.
Awesome man, congratulations. May the road ahead of you not be so bumpy. : D
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babybaLLs
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Joined: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 713
Location: Los Angeles
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congratz
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Jihad
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Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 447
Location: Clearwater, FL
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Re: I'm a dad!!! J-BONE wrote: On Thursday, I became a father for the first time. My g/f gave birth to a beautiful 6lb 12.5 oz, 18-3/4" baby boy! He wasn't in the world for a minute and he pi##ed on two nurses! They got him back w/in a few minutes though when they gave him a shot in the butt cheek and took his temp, (in the arse)! His name is Elijah and both he and his mommy are doing great! Congrats man! By the way, my son was born on March 9, 2007 and his name is also Elijah Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_11 Good name choice
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
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Location: London
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Should've named him R. Kelly Jr.
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Jihad
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Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 447
Location: Clearwater, FL
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No, I dont think Eli will be trolling middle schools when he is in his 20s
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The Chicago Bears are the best NFL team in NFL History...dont believe me, check the NFL hall of fame and see how many players are from the Bears. Seems like someone from our d goes to the pro bowl yearly... prove me wrong.
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BulletCatcher
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Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am
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Location: Virginia
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Gratz dogg.
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MrWarrior
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Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 715
Location: Las Vegas Nevada
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Congratz!
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Shotokan
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Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: Miramar, Florida
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Congratz Man. Welcome to a whole new World.
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Spork
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm
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Location: ATX
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lol Apok they were over 18. So it wouldn't be the same.
Congrats man. I'm sure you will do great as a father.
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Morbid
Veteran Spammer
Joined: Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 818
Location: Quebec
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Congrats man! :D
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Orochimaru
Forum Newbie
Joined: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 80
Location: Columbus, GA.
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congratz bro
i hope me and my wife can say the same come jan 20.
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missy
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Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm
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Location: Laredo, TX
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congratulations! lol @ the pee'd-on-nurses
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bobdole_1337
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Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:00 am
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Location: New Jersey
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Congratz dude.
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