First off, I'd like to thank this guy for his service to our country. Secondly, I'd like to thank him for the ache I got in my side from laughing so hard I nearly pissed myself.

I've highlighted some of the best parts.



I also uploaded the demos. Here they are:




I'd like to respond to Mr. Peter Stypa (styp1720@wlu.ca / facebook) by saying, above everything else, we're not a bunch of retarded racists. Most of us just say ridiculous things to vent. It's called banter, bro. Take off your serious pants and come have some fun. It's unfortunate you've got Canadian citizenship -- trust me, we're not all perfect -- but you don't have to take out your anger and frustration on us.

PS he sent this same email 3x.... to it@, not elders@. What a returd.

im F*CKING tired of live and laugh tats. they can blow me. and if anyone here has them. im sure you had them before everyone else got them. so don't worry lol

LOL

mosseh insulted his moose, and to add insult to injury, his horse.... that cant be overlooked. You guys just simply cannot go around insulting canadians like this.. they already have one strike against them.

what is it with all these pissed off canadians lately? i swear as soon as it became cool to hate on bush all the F*CKING whacko canadians came out of the wood work and started bitching.

HAhaha

bring it down a notch, eh?

Why so serious haha

I'd like to know if he was a Canadian or American veteran...The way the shit matches up it seems he'd actually be a Canadian and in that case...wtf.

Watched the demos...what a cunt.

At first I was like

Then I was like

Wow, some people seem to take shit too seriously nowadays. Pisses me off.

haha well at least he had pretty descent grammar. That's always a plus.

Awh poor baby. We insulted his fragile sensibilities with our racism. I love how he said "So the server rules against racism mean absolutely nothing?" in the demo. Dude needs to l2 read the MOTD. What a baby. And I won't even go into the nationality/terrorism comments he pulled...

What a Fucktard! Does he not know that "Eskimo" is racist! Go up to an Inuit person and call him that and watch how fast they kick your ass. There called Inuit or if you want to get technical Inuck if talking about an individual. I don't think he is Canadian, I just think he has citizenship. Yay, we imported another DUMBASS! Go get in line with all the other imported DUMBASSES Peter and get your free health care you welch.

El oh F*CKING el

One Canadian down.

Smittys Next.

You know were doing something right when hate mail is received.

LOLOLOLOLLOL

Good work.

wait...so we're NOT doing the racist thing!? Shit..... alright you can lay down the rope now sheesh...

I feel this gigantic need to respond to this guy.. brb...

LOL I already did!!

sent 2 mins ago on FB -

Rage much?

Way to rage over a bunch of guys Joking! about racism.. you really proved to everyone of us n00bs* that if you really did fight for this country you obviously have no F*CKING clue what you were fighting for. Its Called Freedom! On Our server(Not your server) we can say and do pretty much anything so long as we dont Directly put someone else down. You were the exception, you came in with a Racist name by yourself - Canadian Eskimo - Really?!? They are called Inuit, Not Eskimo, look it up dipshit. You deserved getting abused and ultimately banned. Now all your doing is whining about how a Vet played a game and the game kicked his ass.. wow, a game.. its a shame you had to vent about a game.. you poor poor man...

See, You need to do it right Shadoust, And Ill post the finished product in a little

EDIT:

Dear Peter

First i would like to thank you for your service as a man in uniform. It deserves the utmost respect and appreciation out of anything. Everyone at n00bfest salutes our soldiers with pride and respect. So thank you.

I would also like to thank you for your complaint e-mail, we took it extremely seriously and have dealt with it in the only way we could. Laughter. It brought us great joy to read such a finely written message complaining about our everyday activities. ♥

I would like to apologize for the abuse you took within the confines of our server. It was totally called for and we're sorry. I do not speak for the entire community in this e-mail, only a select few including one of the abusing admins. He would also like to thoroughly apologize for insulting your moose. He feels really bad about it, hopefully, with any luck, your moose did not feel the compelling need to pop a cap in his own ass.

Now peter, I am not sure what you spent money learning about at wilfred laurier, but I Would like to give you a free education on behalf of us. First in accordance with your statement of the government frowning upon racism. Yes the rights of all individuals are protected by law, However in the confines of privately owned enterprise that have no semblance to government at all this does not apply.

As per your 9/11 comments which you seemed to take to seroius heart. We here at n00bfest (again the few involved in this e-mail not all) do not condone hateful acts of derogatory discrimination. We simply just don't care. 9/11 did not happen out of some severe hate for a few intolerable americans. 911 happened because the united states is currently and has been for a while, the largest dominating imperialist state in the world. As such hate towards it is inevitable. 9/11 was a tragedy in the history of a great nation, And we are very sad that you have brought this up as proof of any point. Please take our humblest apologies for making you hate us so much, and we hope some random stranger in the street walks up and kicks you square in the nuts just because.

I would like to take a moment to pause...... And say that this e-mial is entirely serious in nature. So please do not go through with the compelling need to throw your keyboard through your monitor in a sudden rage.

Moving onto other things that need to be discussed. As a fellow canadian, I understand how much it sucks to be hated on by a bunch of good ole southern rednecks with but a few teeth left in their jaw. But i would like to reiterate, Im sorry you have a canadian citizenship, and that you dont' quite understand the rivalry both our countries share. I know its harsh sometimes, but really and honestly, your moose is a cool guy, And doesn't deserve to be shit on by a bunch of bucktoothed southerners. I would also like to point out that as a canadian... using the name "Canadian eskimo" Is in fact considered derogatory in nature. The inuit of the north do not like being called eskimos, and they would appreciate it if you would get off their nuts.

Lastly, the most important part of your education in this e-mail. Words. I would like you to take a moment, find a dictionary and open it..... Now take that open dictionary and move it towards your head and then slam it shut so that you knock yourself out......... You awake now ...? good. Within the confines of that dictionary as you probably felt, or that you may comprehend are a bunch of typed symbols that have specific meaning to you. These are called words, they are an imperfect attempt to log the sounds that come out of your mouth. These words really and truly by themselves mean nothing, however thanks to the church and many other groups of people there are words that are "nono" in western society that people have massive reactions to. These words are F*CK cunt bitch ass HOMOSEXUAL AFRICAN AMERICAN jew spic , just to name a few. We do not condone the use of these words in any hateful context, however should you feel the need to say it we will not stop you. We are sorry if you are one of those words listed (or maybe all). IT was not our intention to get your panties in a bunch, however that appears to be what happened. Please inform us ahead of time if it is your time of the month so we can change our behaviour to better suit your mood.

Also since it appears you are a downie and unable to fully comprehensively read a MOTD before playing on a counter strike server, there is no rule against gross violations of the speaking norms. from one soldier to another, Have a coke, a smile, and shut the F*CK up.

Regards

The secret society of n00b

snuggle.. i want you, Now... long warm fuzzy sex. and i want ur Coke and ur bitchSmile!!!!