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lol, a padded room, and my battle paddle!


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congratulations to all the new n00bs Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_16

and for your welcoming, i have prepared a poem.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
and i'll F*CK you with a rake

have fun out there boys.

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I will spoon high, oh yes I will spoon. Most likely naked and in a sauna sweating out our sins.


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Love the poem Turok Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_01 Looking forward to it!


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Turok wrote:
congratulations to all the new n00bs Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_16

and for your welcoming, i have prepared a poem.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
and i'll F*CK you with a rake

have fun out there boys.


Well now, that doesn't rhyme at all!

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Montreal wrote:
Turok wrote:
congratulations to all the new n00bs Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_16

and for your welcoming, i have prepared a poem.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
and i'll F*CK you with a rake

have fun out there boys.


Well now, that doesn't rhyme at all!

its not even a haiku

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i didn't say haiku, did i? i just said a poem.

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Turok wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
i'll F*CK you with a rake
while I shit in your shoes!



I tried to help out a little. what do ya think Turok ? :(

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i didn't say haiku, did i? i just said a poem.

haiku is a type of poetry tard

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Haiku peoms dont ryme. That was more like Couplet o_0

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Congrats young padawans!


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Grats! now come get some... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_11

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Sandman015 wrote:
Turok wrote:
i didn't say haiku, did i? i just said a poem.

haiku is a type of poetry tard


i know that sandman, but a haiku goes as such: (first line) 5 syllables
(second line) 7 syllables
(third line) 5 syllables.

my poem wasn't too near that. not even one single bit, the first line was 4, the second line was 5, and the third was 7.

bottom line, i wasn't trying to make a haiku, nor did i say it was a haiku.

but i will give you this haiku:

sandman has a twat
his twat is quite full of sand
i think he is angry

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I DIDNT EVEN GET A BLOW JOB OUT OF IT DANG GUMIT


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I DIDNT EVEN GET A BLOW JOB OUT OF IT DANG GUMIT

If you want someone to gum it, you're gonna have to talk to Motorhead, cuz he's probably the only one without teeth!

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Lol Turok.

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Congrats!


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