First off, hello n00bs, one and all! This is my first post on these forums ( apart from my application, of course - check it out to know my basic info... but all you really need to know is that my name is Sebastien. HAI GUYS. kbye ) , so ! I'd like to make a good first impression, get my drift ? Yeah. Werd.

And what better way to do it than through my favorite band 'Sonic Boom Six's new song, "Virus"? Epic shit. Check it out right hurrrrr


Sonic Boom Six - Virus
==> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEsIbaqwH0 <==

Now, whether you've decided to check out that song or not ( and if you haven't, believe me, it's worth it ... DO IT UPP ) , here's my formal introduction !

Je m'appelle Sebastien, et, LeCoq, il me semble que tu es francophone ou du moins francophile vu ton pseudo ? Non ? Hehe.

Y si no sabes hablar el frances, me gusta mucho practicar mi espanol cuando puedo tambien. Entonces, ihola! Hehe.

I speak French, but I'm not Canadian, eh ? Ya got it, yeah ? Eh ? Eh ? Speaking of which, how do Canadians spell 'CANADA'?

C - EH - N - EH - D - EH !

Lollarity ! I am, by the way, a licensed roflcopter pilot, I'll get y'all through the night laughing your F*CKING asses off, rolling on the floor laughing, the whole 'lmao' 'rofl' & 'lollerskatesz' kinda shit I'm talkin' bout, you with me!?

No, ferreals though. It's great to meet you all, and I can't wait to be a new n00b recruit, very excited about the whole prospect of joining this legendary community! My real name, like I mentioned in French above (I must speak it, after all, it's in my blood ... born & bred in NY, living in MA but alas! My true motherland lies across the Atlantic Sea), is Sebastien! And it's a please, really. I was never really attracted to any individual server like yours, it's got all my favorite parameters! FF=on so it's more competitive and strategic, NO startmoney (hate 16k... c'mon man, AH AM BROKE!), alltalk=on so we can all have a friendly chat as we play... when I play with you guys, it's not to 'play'. It's to be a part of something. Something great. So great, in fact, that I will make a Greatness (BC, right? :P) reference right here right now, by saying that it is so great, this community, that its Greatness should spread above and beyond us all. I dream of it sometimes. Oh and also, I dream about that topless chick in the blue bra, she's someone spray and I don't know her name but she's badass and I like the way she gives me finger. Oh my god. So turned on. Need... to.... jack off... I should mention I'm 22 but still going through puberty. I have a massive beard to prove it. And a cracking voice. Done with the acne though. That shit sucked. For quite a while. Took F*CKIN' pills fo' that shit! When I could have just photoshopped my way through high school this entire time. Oh, if only I had dem artist and photographer and editing skillz and talentz. Werd up. Love that shit. Can't do it.

BUT! What I can do, is show you my band! Which is now dead (although I should mention I recently ran into a harmonica player and we F*CKIN jammed OUT at South Station in Boston while I was waiting for my train home yesterday, and I was so good on my guitar, in fact - and I'm usually modest about things though, so really get this - he asked me to join a band he's starting with two fiddle players, him on harmonica and vocals, and me on backing vocals and guitar. SO. AWESOME. F*CK. YES. P.S.: Do not expect my shitty but kind of awesome skacore high school band from back in the day - where I played sax, guitar, and vocals - to be AAANNYYYTHINNGGG like this new band my friend Feenie! and I are starting. Videos shall be posted once all recording and videos are made at : TBA ) Aaaaaanyway, back to my band, check us out right here! :

==> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9XUHxdVaQ <==

And here!

==> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur3EicXgBQ8 <==

Those, ladies and gentleman, are two of the final four songs off my band (teh U.N. Posse) ' s EP Boar Mistress, released in 2011 and put up for downlooaaaad, right huurrrrr!!!! :

The U.N. Posse - Boar Mistress

==> http://www.mediafire.com/?suuj2thi98zgui9 <==

I hope you guys enjoy. That's one of my brands of ska. Although I must say I also *LOVE* these guys as well, all of these guys - I played with Nicholas Wells at the Bitter End in NYC in spring of 2012, it was epic.

- edit - Let's have a vote! Join in the fun! Which of ANY of the songs I put up in this post do you like best? Let's see it, gents! :)

Laura Stevenson & The Cans - Master of Art
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeH2-XA1k6Q <==

Streetlight Manifesto - Point/Counterpoint
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4oWBzkiko <==

Stacks of Wax featuring Nicholas Wells - Call Me Maybe (oh yes. oh yes i did. you better believe it, dis shit's danker than the dankest shit you've ever smoked [ BAKED ! Keith ! This blunt goes out to you ! *puff* *puff* ] so looks like you gon wan watch it right now)
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld7qaVpkFmI <==

A good and, by definition, old, throwback! Fished out of fresh from that thread whoever had (LeCoq I think?) about some new music to lsiten to. Enjoy! Hope it brings back some good ol', home-grown n00b community memories! Dis from LeCoq! I was right! His thread, this one right here, which if you haven't seen yet, you should, because I am F*CKING feeling some of the music on there!

Thread right here:
==> viewtopic.php?f=78&t=46417 <==

Music here :
Larry and his Flask - Call It What You Will
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 03oVzMObak <==

Last but not least, we've got Trampled by Turtles, of course! Their entry right here:
==> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjdkc14-zwQ <==

Oh, haha, I almost forgot a sample song off my non-existing solo album, out in stores near you in 5 years maybe! That gives me time to get famous, right? Just joking. Though it'd be nice. Heh. ...F*CKIN Canadians. Crack me up. Gotta love em. ....random much? SOUTH PARKKKK THE MOVIEEEEE WAS EPICCCCCC LOLLERSKATESZ. And oh so is Pineapple Express.

Weed lovers, gather round! I have rolled the legend that we all dream of acquiring one day... what could I be talking about? Oh! But of course. Silly me. How could I forget?

Point: I ROLLED A F*CKIN CROSS J, THAT SHIT WAS EPIC. Great high. Great vibes. Hit me up for some pics, I'll text 'em right over.

By the way! I am a resident of both New Rochelle, NY (where I live) and Cambridge, MA (where I study). But of course, I'm French. Give me shit for it, please I beg you! Always cracks me up.

Joke: I'm talking French to my Moroccan friend right? Then I apologize to my American friend for speaking French. He goes, "Oh it's cool man, I don't speak surrender."

SUCH an EPIC BURN, YO! Dontcha think?

Without further adieu, here is .... my sampler song (from my nonexisting album/EP, remember? :D :D :D) !

Sebastien Feuga - About A Girl (Sampler)
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfLhfDLw ... e=youtu.be <==

So anyway yeah.

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CONCLUSION:
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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

1. My name is Sebastien. Or Seb. Whichever works best for you.
2. I'm gay except not. I like women. But I love fashion. And style. And matching. Oh, I *love* matching.
3. I like beards.
4. I had one.
5. It was MASSIVE friend me on Facebook for pics, please, stalk me! Love it. Search people for: Sebastien Feuga. My cover photo is the sun shining on (BIG D & THE KIDS TABLE! FORGOT TO MENTION 'EM! THEY'RE AWESOME! CHECK OUT THE SONG 'SHINING ON'!) and my profile pic is my chillin like a hobo on the street with a brown bag bottle of wine in my hands, smilin my ass off with some scruff growin - scruff took bout 8-10 to grow, ladies ... I grew out my beard for 2.5 months without so much as TOUCHING it. Lol.
6. I suck at Counter-Strike, even though I've been tearin' shit up since the 1.6 days, but yeah. I got strategy, but I ain't got no aim.
7. Love music. Wanna start a band and I can play 5-6 different instruments, including guitar, voice, bass (5-string, I might add), harmonica, keyboard, alto sax, and of course, the sweet ol' ukulele. Hehe.
8. Thank you for reading. If you've made it this far you've proven yourself to me and the entire n00b community. Please friend me on Facebook and respond to this post! I wanna hear from you guys! Feel welcome! Which many of you - Brick, Keith, Baked, Sweet Pea, Spec, Fuzzy, Hali - have done already, and I applaud and congratulate and thank you for that!

YOU GUYS ROCK! CANT WAIT TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN!!!!

Let me see if I can figure out who to do a Poll........

..........................bye now! Panda out. :)

Wow. I wrote an essay right thurr. Hope you guys like meeeeee and friend me and all that good sh*t :D.

Don't forget to vote for your favorite song in the poll!

Oh and thanks to all the donors! We made it to $300, 100% of the way this month! Congrats! Tough economy, as we all know, so it's quite an accomplishment! Applaud all donors!!!! :D

Love,
Panda. ♥

Just so you know we do have an entire sub-forum dedicated to these kinds of things :)

Oh why yes, how silly of me. I knew that. Cheerio. Go on, then. Thanks, mate!