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 Writing while drunk. 
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So the other night I got really emo while drunk and went for a walk. I ended up at the Wal-mart nearby and bought a pad of paper and a pencil. This is what came out of it and now I'm contemplating finishing the story.

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Andrew often walked the streets at night and pondered why the birds scatter as he drew near. One tree would empty in to the next until no trees were left for their escape. The birds would then disappear in to the darkness and he would be alone again, like he always was.

He continued down the path until he came to a gas station on the corner. It had a run down store. The owners had purchased the land when they were young and had since grown too old to take care of it, yet they were too proud to hire someone else to do it.

Andrew entered the store and bought a gallon of water and a Moonpie. He always did. When he paid Mrs. Murson, he would walk outside and sit on one of their rotting benches to watch those who would pass by, usually with their noses in the air.

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Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:05 pm
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That really good, for being drunk...
I say you should continue it

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Sounds like the start to Columbine.


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Just make sure it ends with "No Andrew, you are the demons."

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And then Angrykitten was the zombies.


Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:14 pm
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no pyrokid u r the demons

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.//4 itchy.














tasty.

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I think you should continue it too, "Andrew".

By the way, we all know you lied. You bought a small bottle of water and a gallon of Moon Pies.

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CorpseHumper wrote:
I think you should continue it too, "Andrew".

By the way, we all know you lied. You bought a small bottle of water and a gallon of Moon Pies.


You caught me. D:

The Moon Pies were so delicious though. :(

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lol. Yeah man finish the story. It's not bad.

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G_I_Joe wrote:
That really good, for being drunk...
I say you should continue it


yeah, continue to drink Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_06

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haha nice if u finish it u will get free buttsecks from pyro =)

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AnalChowMein wrote:
Sounds like the start to Columbine.


LMAO!!


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and then Andrew couldn't take it anymore, he finally snapped.
The little old lady who was entering the store had no idea that when she left her house to get adult diapers for her leaking problem, that a 1200lb gorilla was going to attack leaving her in a pool of her own blood and piss.

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~Cotinue to DRINK and finish this Awesome story! i think maybe you should publish it too~!


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