You could probably make a little money selling these beers on n00bfest. As long as you don't get caught doing something illegal.

There are 24 states in which interstate shipment and importation of alcohol is permitted by state authorities.

CA, CO, DC, FL, GA, ID, IL, IA, LA, MN, NE, NM, NV, NH, NC, ND, OH, OR, SC, TX, VA, WA, WV, WI

My beer is only for the serious beer drinker. If you only drink Miller Lite or Bud Lite, this beer is definitely not for you.

The Honey Porter is the darkest beer I've ever tasted. It is very, very overpowering. To get an idea of how dark it is... take a cup of grape nuts (the breakfast cereal) and put it on a baking sheet. Put it in the oven on the "clean" setting, or the highest setting it'll go until they're entirely black. Take that black sooty mess and grind it into a powder, then mix it into a pint of Guiness Extra Stout. Doing that MIGHT get you SOMEWHERE near the darkness of this beer. It's absolutely epic.

The Sam Jackson is a relatively dark beer, but it's got a bit of a sweet taste to it. It's a darkened version of an American Red Ale. It's not for the light-hearted either. It's a bad mother F*CKER.

The Honigweizen is probably the best beer I've ever made. It's absolutely 100% delicious. I just bottled it last night, and can't F*CKING wait to drink some of it next weekend. I was going to make another batch of Sam Jackson next, but I'm seriously thinking of making another batch of this Honigweizen first. It's that good. We've got it in 24x 16oz flip-top (Grolsch style) bottles, and 20x 12oz (regular) bottles. Corpse, I think you and the wifey are really going to like this one. Remember that Shiner Hefeweizen? This beer blows that shit away by a F*CKING mile.

For shits n giggles

Also C*CK. And I started workin on the german ones but quit because I got bored and wanted to play cs. Here's some examples but keep in mind I still can make the german flag Idea and also I have a couple kaizer helms I can use as well as a luftwaffe medal.



And don't mind that ugly white line it's just a program fuckup. I can fix it easily.

Pyro, that top one is hot. I'd go fo a mo germanic font for the blitzkrieg honigweizen words.

I can't think of nazis without thinking of Indiana Jones for some reason. I forgot why I was looking but I was looking for a font last night and they're starting to charge people for some of them. Pisses me off.

I try to order as much beer as I can afford online. If I go to the store, I only buy Guinness or Sam Adams. I like my beer to have flavor.

So, if I were to ship you some money, would you be willing to ship me a sixer? I've tried to brew my own before, but I failed.

Do you come up with your own recipes or bag brew?

There's a local store called Austin Homebrew that sells ingredients. They've got a book of recipes. I usually use their recipes but modify them in some way to make them unique.

We'll talk about that other thing in private.

Dude!!! I am SO horny for this beer label. It's awesome.

me too! I like that one! jerry curls torn me on!