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Forum Maggott
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1) Limit round time to 2 minutes instead of 3.
2) Freshen up the map rotation. De_Train, Dust 1, etc..
3) Add maps like contra, mill, and lost temple.


Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:23 pm
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If we change the round times, no one can hold up the round by camping as last alive.

If we play anything other than dust2 or office, we won't get any players.

If we add those maps, they'll be changed to dust2 or office immediately.

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Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:31 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
If we change the round times, no one can hold up the round by camping as last alive.

If we play anything other than dust2 or office, we won't get any players.

If we add those maps, they'll be changed to dust2 or office immediately.


that is one angry kitten...

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Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:13 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
If we change the round times, no one can hold up the round by camping as last alive.

If we play anything other than dust2 or office, we won't get any players.

If we add those maps, they'll be changed to dust2 or office immediately.


That is one smart kitten, he sounded like a business man, he knows about the fluctuation of the players over the x and y axis in time continuum, in between lunch time and non user time, he knows how to resolve server traffic, great job kitten. And kitten dosnt target the pro market that like season or contra or that shit, no sir, he targets the common user, the average guy who likes office and dust 2, he is a smart man, once again great jorb. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_15


Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:46 am
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I demand a required 10-69'er everytime a [noob] logs on.

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Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:44 pm
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Tazzaler wrote:
I demand a required 10-69'er everytime a [n00b] logs on.


Quoted because its the greatest idea ever!

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Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:22 pm
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And set max rounds to 20 and time limit to 20.

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Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:24 pm
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Yeah, and put sourcetv too, yay.


Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:31 pm
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while were at it we could fix the thing that used to save scores after discos.. and the "damage" thing would be nice to have back as well :P

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Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:26 pm
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they should put turbophysics on the server, so objects are actually solid and you can move stuff by hitting E.


Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:54 pm
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while your working on it I require a "boom headshot" soundwave to play after every kill I get.

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and while your working on it, you should get some hookers to come to our place and hand us some drinks while we play on this server.

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PiNoY wrote:
and while your working on it, you should get some hookers to come to our place and hand us some drinks while we play on this server.


And service us when we get lonely but you have to pay extra for that.

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Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:38 am
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doublesven wrote:
PiNoY wrote:
and while your working on it, you should get some hookers to come to our place and hand us some drinks while we play on this server.


And service us when we get lonely but you have to pay extra for that.


WOMEN ARE EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE INTERNET.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE IF YOU NEED TO GET SERVICED?

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AngryKitten wrote:
doublesven wrote:
PiNoY wrote:
and while your working on it, you should get some hookers to come to our place and hand us some drinks while we play on this server.


And service us when we get lonely but you have to pay extra for that.


WOMEN ARE EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE INTERNET.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE IF YOU NEED TO GET SERVICED?


Oh noes, he dropped the caps, ruuuuun.


Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:33 am
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I expect these modifications to be complete in a few days, yes?

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maybe not the round times, or taking anything away, but the map rotation could use a little extra spice. also, assigning admin shifts (remote restart guys) for when the server takes a giant shit...like now


Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:32 pm
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ok wait. let's do this right...

everyone who has played and posted here only a few times should all post together in one thread about how to improve a extremely popular server that has been running for years.

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limt round times to 2:30

increase start money

add fun maps to RTV

add hookers to service me and walk my dog (It's amazing really, his internal pee clock is set to de_dust2 on the main server rotation)

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Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:07 pm
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ya!!! lets change everything that has made the n00bfest CSS server one of the most popular servers on the interweb!

its clearly not enough that the server is near full 3/4 the day. we need MORE!!!!!

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