(9:56:28 PM) AIM: dude, I got Kitten so bad
(9:57:11 PM) AIM: he was at my house earlier this week
(9:57:15 PM) AIM: on his way to Texas
(9:57:25 PM) AIM: I changed my firefox homepage to lemonparty
(9:57:51 PM) AIM: and I was like "I don't know how to crack this Alcohol 120, can you find it?"
(9:58:04 PM) AIM: he sits down and BAM!!! C*CK in mouth
(9:58:12 PM) ApoKolypse45: ROOOOOOOOOFL
(9:58:24 PM) AIM: I laughed and I was like "dude, just close that and use internet explorer instead, I'm sorry man"
(9:58:31 PM) ApoKolypse45: THE DOUBLE-EDGED LEMONPARTY
(9:58:32 PM) AIM: then BAM, C*CK in mouth again
(9:58:41 PM) AIM: I nearly pissed myself
(9:58:44 PM) ApoKolypse45: LMFAO
(9:58:47 PM) ApoKolypse45: that's F*CKING awesome
(9:58:51 PM) ApoKolypse45: ugh you should've taped that shit
(9:58:55 PM) AIM: oh man
(9:58:59 PM) AIM: it still cracks me up
(9:59:08 PM) AIM: the deadpan look he gave me was awesome
(9:59:18 PM) AIM: just flat and unamused
(9:59:24 PM) ApoKolypse45: ROFL
(9:59:36 PM) AIM: the best ever

Bullshit.

I started stroking my pole because I was so aroused.

That's still amazing. I can't wait to have old, gay porn forced on me at your place Corpsizzle.

Should have changed IE homepage to 2girls1cup.edu

Omg owned! F*CKING brilliant!

Angrykitten you got owned.

ROFL!

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