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any funny chuck norris jokes?
ill tell you one



chuck norris once had sex on a large semi truck, some of his semen got into the gas tank of the truck, we now know this truck as optimus prime

chuck norris can make a snowman out of rain

chuck norris invented the apple


Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:10 pm
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you cant get the post count all in the first night...

EDIT: and you're unfunneh. thx.

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post count?


EDIT: and im trying to start a conversation not get a post count whatever that means

soz for being nice


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Really man come on you got to be smooth like this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb9sVU0oK2Q smooth be smooth.

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doublesven wrote:
Really man come on you got to be smooth like this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb9sVU0oK2Q smooth be smooth.


or you can be a F*CKIN badass and badass a girls face into oblivion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpjkXO_M ... annel_page


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The Boogey Man checks his closets for Chuck Norris!


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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
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Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.


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RussianTrix wrote:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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It's not chuck norris but still funny

so 2.3 million people showed up for the Inauguration of Barack Obama, yet only 14 of them actually missed work!

LAWL


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Ruger9 wrote:
It's not chuck norris but still funny

so 2.3 million people showed up for the Inauguration of Barack Obama, yet only 14 of them actually missed work!

LAWL


HAHAHAHAHA ROFLS

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How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
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Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.


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Every Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris Chuck Norris.

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AngryKitten wrote:
Every Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris Chuck Norris.


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