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Kotor
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 33
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 does anyone know
any funny chuck norris jokes?
ill tell you one
chuck norris once had sex on a large semi truck, some of his semen got into the gas tank of the truck, we now know this truck as optimus prime
chuck norris can make a snowman out of rain
chuck norris invented the apple
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| Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:10 pm |
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Rokatanski
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2746 Location: Stalking Tiki's mom.
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you cant get the post count all in the first night...
EDIT: and you're unfunneh. thx.
_________________"This ain't leetfest you silly nancy-pants fuckholes." 
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| Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:16 pm |
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Kotor
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 33
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post count?
EDIT: and im trying to start a conversation not get a post count whatever that means
soz for being nice
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| Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:28 pm |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Really man come on you got to be smooth like this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb9sVU0oK2Q smooth be smooth.
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.
It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
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| Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:34 pm |
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Kotor
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 33
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or you can be a F*CKIN badass and badass a girls face into oblivion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpjkXO_M ... annel_page
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| Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:37 pm |
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CPTReynolds
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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The Boogey Man checks his closets for Chuck Norris!
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| Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:37 am |
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RussianTrix
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 2049 Location: UNDER YOUR BED
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_________________ Vision wrote: How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
JoeMamma wrote: Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.
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| Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:41 am |
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Vendetta
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2057 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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RussianTrix wrote: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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| Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:24 pm |
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Ruger9
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Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 542 Location: NY
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It's not chuck norris but still funny
so 2.3 million people showed up for the Inauguration of Barack Obama, yet only 14 of them actually missed work!
LAWL
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| Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:48 pm |
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RussianTrix
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Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 2049 Location: UNDER YOUR BED
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Ruger9 wrote: It's not chuck norris but still funny
so 2.3 million people showed up for the Inauguration of Barack Obama, yet only 14 of them actually missed work!
LAWL
HAHAHAHAHA ROFLS
_________________ Vision wrote: How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
JoeMamma wrote: Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.
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| Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:51 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Every Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris Chuck Norris.
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| Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:56 pm |
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Vendetta
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2057 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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AngryKitten wrote: Every Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris Chuck Norris.
MOTHER OF GOD
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