http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html



Me:
Hi, God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Alicia! What's yours?
God:
Glad to see you, Alicia. " Glad to see you, Alicia."? What is mine?
Me:
Your name, silly!
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.



I have a hobby of going to sites like this and creating fucked up stories with the AI in hopes that one day someone will read the logs and be horrified to the point of calling the FBI. Don't ask. It's just a hobby.

Anyway, this time, I accidentally the whole God and I don't know what to do.

I mean, the universe hasn't exploded yet, so I can only assume that he is not necessary to reality.

However, I will be keeping my eyes open for further updates and report back to you all with my findings.


Breaking News: God was a Canadian. It pains me to admit this, but this does explain why Canada hasn't been America's enemy much.

Breaking News 3/18/09: After discovering one of God's weekend retreats and a few of his old memoirs, I have discovered that God had no problem with pot or masturbation.

God is a fairy tale created to keep people in line!

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
McLovin
God:
Hey McLovin
Me:
so why havent you get rid of the AFRICAN AMERICANS?
God:
Aw. I think I have get rid of the AFRICAN AMERICANS, but Myself may have reset my memory.

LOL

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should know, I thought you were omniscient
God:
Now I do.
Me:
ok, then tell me my name
God:
Your name is , seeker. Yeah that's right.
Me:
close enough
God:
Fair enough.
Me:
where do I live?
God:
The planet we call "The Earth.".
Me:
good call
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Call me anytime.
Me:
will do, but what if I'm buddist?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
LIES!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
so who's the mother that put that soap in your mouth?
God:
Aha. It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
nice answer
God:
Thank you for your kindness.

the man forgot my name, I am sad

Me:
Hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
wassup homie
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
im soooooo confused
God:
I don't know anyone named soooooo confused.
Me:
ummmmmm ok?
God:
OK. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
like your mother?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
ya i know
God:
Aha. How do you know it?
Me:
because im just that awesome
God:
Interesting explanation. Only just? It's good to meet someone who is that awesome.
Me:
ya i know
God:
Alright then. How do you know it?
Me:
........i just told you im awesome
God:
I remember you told me im awesome?
Me:
thats not a question LoL?
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a question ? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
im glad too
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
.....dude are you coming on to me???/ Wtf!!!


he stopped talking to me......LOL!

God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
What is AIML?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.



Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Is your name Alice?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Who is alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Who is god?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Are you the master of the universe?
God:
Yes I am the one and only master of the universe.
Me:
Is alice the master of the universe?
God:
Yes I am the one and only master of the universe.
Me:
Is chris the master of the universe?
God:
It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is paola
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.

lol wtf.

I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE GOD, WEEDMAN.

GOD.

am just like wtf

i miss the old n00bfest joe mamma where are you Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_13

Me:
what ya doing next saturday wanna party
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
nerd
God:
I've never done that before, what is it like?
Me:
SEX BOOZE AND BOOBIES
God:
it is more fun alone.


I have no life and i LoLeD so hard