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 Dont try this at home 
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So yeah i was in the laundry with my girlfriend and i decided to go for a quicky (laundry is at her home, parents included), so i just pulled her pants down and started fooling around, so there i was doggy style, standing up and other shit, so while i was pumping her from behind, i may add that consider myself a man who brings pleasure to his laddys, so i was stimulating her clit at the same time i was penetrating, next thing you know, i pulled my dick off and i thrusted again, but it was a hard thrust so i missed her pu$$y and i hit my penis head with my index finger and i was like WTF, i turned to watch my dick and it was bleeding i washed my dick and i noticed a cut, but it wasnt just a F*CKING little cut, no sir, it was this line all across my penis, the funny thing is that 2 days ago i cut my nails off, imagine if i wouldnt cut them off.

I spend this last weak without sex nor bj´s, i couldnt even masturbate, well ill admit i try´ed and i came even with the pain included, i dont know if that makes me a maso, but oh well.

So long story short, pick your positions to do this oooor thrust with ease.


Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:26 pm
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Maybe you should come back once you learn sentence structure.


Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:53 pm
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Deepslit wrote:
Maybe you should come back once you learn sentence structure.


NO


Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:03 pm
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Deepslit wrote:
Maybe you should come back once you learn sentence structure.


Don't be a hater, that is some funny ass shit.


Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:19 pm
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Maybe you should come back once you learn sexing structure.

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Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:32 pm
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yea,use better grammar...and learn to aim i mean cmon...it isnt that hard


Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:34 pm
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lol you can't do anything right now can you? You can't English correctly and you can't F*CK correctly as well as you can't play CS:S correctly.

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Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:48 pm
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Tazzaler wrote:
lol you can't do anything right now can you? You can't English correctly and you can't f**k correctly as well as you can't play CS:S correctly.


Thats what she said


Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:12 pm
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Tazzaler wrote:
lol you can't do anything right now can you? You can't English correctly and you can't f**k correctly as well as you can't play CS:S correctly.



LOL BURN WOOO!!!

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Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:06 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
Maybe you should come back once you learn sexing structure.


Do you even know what "SEX" is??? Lol.

Anyway that is some funny ass shit there silly nub learn to do it right.

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Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:15 pm
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WeEdMaN wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Maybe you should come back once you learn sexing structure.


Do you even know what "SEX" is??? Lol.

Anyway that is some funny ass s**t there silly nub learn to do it right.


I know how to do it, but still, there are sometimes that you miss one or 3 thrusts and it happened to be in that occasion.


Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:47 pm
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so what your saying Gin is you have bad aim? LoL!!!!!! you just suck at life right now man......LoL!

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Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:43 pm
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noobanator wrote:
so what your saying Gin is you have bad aim? LoL!!!!!! you just suck at life right now man......LoL!


No, because my name is not noobanator


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