I read all of Sven's posts in the voice of a 16 year old valley girl.

I read all of Sven's posts in the voice of a 16 year old valley girl.

Being gay in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all the women, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you suck a C*CK to get away?

Sometimes you want to

Where everybody knows youre gay,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna suck where you can F*CK,
our troubles are all anal pain
You wanna be where everybody blows
Your taint.

You wanna go where people blows,
people are all but fags,
You wanna go where everybody sucks
your taint.

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Being gay in the world today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all the woman
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you suck a C*CK to get away?

All those night when you've got no anal lube,
The C*CK is in your tail;
And your little anus
Hung the fag up by it's tail;
And your third gimp didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your gay,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to suck where you can F*CK,
Our troubles are all anal pain;
You want to be where everybody knows your gay.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's camed buckets;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ram his dildo down in Europe,
And didn't even shared the pictures;
And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your gay,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where people are sodomist,
People will sodomize your butthole;
You want to go where everybody uppercuts your taint.

Where everybody knows your gay,
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your gay,
And they're always glad you came...