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One Big Ass Mistake America

A TWO-WEEK RECAP


1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 142 days experience as a U S Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure Terrorists civil rights are not violated.

2. The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.

3. The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda we find out, that is a true radical anti-American activist who is a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.

4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.

5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.

6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.

7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.

8. A Labor Sec'y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.

9. A Sec'y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.



And that's just the first two weeks . . . but who's counting.

America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy , and Harry ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus.

Stimulus is where the government gives a smidgen of your tax dollars back to you making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!

OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:56 pm
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native American criminal class?

i'm offended, not sure how, but i'm offended.

btw, the stupid rich people trying to shut down our Buffalo Casino had their case thrown out and now they have to start from scratch. Ironically, we have Pres. Bush's administration to thank for it.

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lol honestly. look at the bigger picture..

if you still think the president runs the US you're mistaken.

These events were set in motion along time ago, Bush was a distraction, no ones that damned dumb, unless they're covering while the groundwork is laid for the new power structure, distract them with $5/gal gas... and it worked..

dont blame obama, not his fault, just the set up for a huge game of blame the darkie while more of our civil rights go bye bye..

In order to "save" us drastic measures will need to be taken.. we're just along for the ride.... wait till they decide to start cleaning out the prisons, imagine the money that would be saved by just executing the rapists/murders.. imagine if we added the gang/hate crimes inmates to that... and hey, we could get rid of a few more darkies that way too.

While we're at it lets force the big automakers out of business, that way we can either force ppl to be tracked via mass transit, or we can allow them to "buy" a government provided vehicle, giving us control over travel, if the mass transit doesnt go ther it doesnt exist.

nukes in korea? lol they're daring us to stop them..

the wolves are circling fellas... GL HF

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Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:18 pm
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America's corrupt get over it

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BlazeVendetta wrote:
America's corrupt get over it


VIGILANTE JUSTICE AND FIX IT, HOMOSEXUAL


Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:55 pm
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BlazeVendetta wrote:
America's corrupt get over it


No. The federal government is corrupt and the vast majority of people are just really F*CKING stupid.

(But we're still one average IQ point above Canada.)

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Vision wrote:
native American criminal class?

i'm offended, not sure how, but i'm offended.

btw, the stupid rich people trying to shut down our Buffalo Casino had their case thrown out and now they have to start from scratch. Ironically, we have Pres. Bush's administration to thank for it.



the only thing i disagree with is the "stupid rich people" quote.... i detect a little wealth envy here...

Honestly im F*CKING sick of morons bitching about people having money unless you win the lotto or are paris hilton you have worked for it.... You get in what you put out stop bitching about people with more money than you... everyone can get it you just have to bust your F*CKING balls END OF STORY

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