When there was something to read on these forums. So far, the only thread that was worth it was the GNG kid. That was gold.

Anyone have any interesting stories?

F*CK a butt lately?
Punch a baby?
Let's hear it!

So I might be headin florida ways this spring/summer.. depends tho.. wife wants to go live near her dad, who wants to live in cap canaveral(sp) any floridians have opinions on that?

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So there was i right, last year, cold weather as hell since it was december. I met this american girl, which happened to be cousin of a very good female friend of mine, she was fat as hell, but she had this huge D cups right, so a male friend of mine hooked up with my very good female friend, things went by on the night, i had lots of drinks, eventually i got F*CKING drunk as hell, anyways whe where having a good time, until the clock hit 2:30 am, it was time to go, but my male friend wanted me to tag along with them, since he hooked with my female friend, he wanted me to pull a beastmaster on her cousin, so at first i was like NAWWW, but then, the more i kept drinking, the more i started to realize how big those titties where and how i could beat them with my penis, so we took a ride on my female friend car, while that happened (the driving) me an her cousin where in the back of the car, it was a volkswagen jetta with a pointer cut, like a guayin, she was talking dirty things to my ear, and my friends where both at the front seats, so i was you know what F*CK IT, i just pulled half her blouse up, the way i could see her titties and i started sucking the shit out of them like there was no tomorrow right, i dont know if my friends look´ed at me nor i wouldt give a F*CK about it, so anyways whe where mad dry humping, she then gave me head in the back of the seat, until we reach destination (my friends home), but minutes after whe went to the beach, because my birth city is a beach called Mazatlan, she started sucking my dick in front of the waves and salty breeze, shit was hahaha awesome, so while whe where at my male friend house, him and my friend went inside his house right, so we where alone, i started to suck on her titties, then i managed to pull down her pants HAHA, have you ever seen a fat girls vagina??, it looked like a big huge F*CKING big grease chin, i put my tongue on her clit, but i tasted something weird (even when drunk), i then put my fingers in her fat pu$$y, and FUUUUUCK i was like, WTF IS THIS SHIIIIT, when did i cut my F*CKING fingers, DOES SHE HAVE A F*CKING RAZOR BLADE ON HER VAGINA, WTFFFFF, i was very drunk, but suddenly it hit me, SHE WAS F*CKING MENSTRUATING, I WAS LIKE F*CKING BITCH, WHY DIDNT YOU TOLD ME YOU WHERE ON YOUR DAYS, WTF ARE YOU THINKING, WHY WOULDNT YOU PUT A F*CKING TAMPON OR SOME OF THOSE F*CKING SHITS WOMEN WEAR WHEN THEY ARE ON THEYR PERIOD, FOR F*CK SAKES, and she was like SHHHH, SHHHH, F*CK me, F*CK ME HARD, i was like HAHA you dumb cunt, if i had a condom i would F*CK you, but judging from you deep bleeding state and your fat pu$$y, and the fact that she told me that she worked for girls gone wild (in the production or i dont remember very well is she was a scout or whatnot) had me thinking this without a condon is a major NONO, so while i was thinkinng she fell asleep, the DUMB F*CKING CUNT feld asleep, i then turned to the door of the house and both of my friends where coming out and i was like SHIIIIIIIIT FUUUUUUUUUCK, WTFFFFFF, i started trying to pull her pants up BUT F*CK hahaha it had to be probably the most frustrating shit ever, she was heavy as hell so i made som signs to my friend and he managed to distract her cousin, so he came to help me HAHAHA, saw the bitch with the pants down, even with her panty´s down, HAHAHAHA, and he help me out but even with his help WHE COULDNT PUL HER PANTS UP hahaha, and i was like BITCH WAKE UP, WAKE THE F*CK UUUUUUP, so whe where like, you know what whe need more help, so whe ended up talking to my female friend, and she was like, WTF did you two did, and she LOL´d hard, so HAHA she grabbed the head and we FINALLY managed to pull the pants up, and i was like, i have no comments, she said, oooh its fine, i know my cousin and i was like WTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFF, hahahahaa, it was an experience of fullfilment and im not trolling you, this really happened to me.

BWAHAHAHAHa

Thats what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Did you read it all daddy?, i thought no-one would listen, which in this case is *read* to my sad story. LOL

God good that was a great read.

I would have found some F*CKING saran wrap or a baggie and tapped it, lawlz.

dude, good story! but you should have just jerked off on her tits or made her swallow your load while blowing you. fat chicks do damn near whatever you tell them to. don't ask me how i know that; i just do...

good sotry but god please use paragraphs lost my place several times... lol too funny though

Agreed.

i highlight using my mouse as i read.

Omg. LOL!

HAHAHAHAHhaha, EWE. but HILARIOUS!!!

and, there's no H in 'we'. BUT STILL HILARIOUS

vision, i do the same. funny.

Grammar nazy fag.

Sox, i didnt use paragraphs because i thought my story would look a lot bigger and that readers would loose interest, but hey, next time i have something stupid to tell ill use them, kkthxbye.

I GOT DRUNK THE OTHER NIGHT AND HIT ON A DRUNK CHICK WHO REJECTED ME EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS WASTED.

THEN I WENT TO STRANGE'S GRANDMA'S HOUSE AND SPILLED BEER ALL OVER MYSELF.

DID STRANGE OR STRANG'S GRANDMA SUCK THE BEER OFF YOUR WOULD BE SHIRT?

hey, i wouldnt have said shit if ya didn't do it through the whole thing, PUTO.