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Rules for applying Icy Hot right before bed
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Vision
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Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Rules for applying Icy Hot right before bed I learned rule #1 quite some time ago and rule #2 about 15 minutes ago.
Rule #1
Never apply Icy Hot on your inner upper thigh without protecting your sack especially after sex when your nuts hang lower than normal. If you have done this without protecting your sack you will be aware of it in about 5 minutes when you go lay down and you'll be awake crying like a wuss for the next 40 minutes and your gf will laugh her head off at you.
Rule #2
When applying Icy Hot to your chest do not get too close to your arm pit. If you do you will feel it before your finished washing the Icy Hot off your hands and you'll be dancing around wiping your arm pit with wet toilet paper while your dog looks at you like your an idiot.
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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AnalChowMein
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I slather that stuff in my anus, don't feel a thing.
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BulletCatcher
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AnalChowMein wrote: I slather that stuff in my anus, don't feel a thing. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04
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Ginzu
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BulletCatcher wrote: AnalChowMein wrote: I slather that stuff in my anus, don't feel a thing. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04 What bullet did.
Humm vision, wy would you be applying icy hot in your inner thight after sex, what kind of sexual position would compromise any of your extremities, i mean, some of them are tiresome and weird, but what can make you apply that shit to your muzzles?
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Vision
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Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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I squat a lot and squats + sex = cramps
_________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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MIKE
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Vision wrote: I squat a lot and squats + sex = cramps Ugh, today is legs at the gym. QQ
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MrS0X
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+10 post
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Vision
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MIKE wrote: Vision wrote: I squat a lot and squats + sex = cramps Ugh, today is legs at the gym. QQ I used to hate legs now I love them and now I hate chest workouts. _________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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Ginzu
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MIKE wrote: Vision wrote: I squat a lot and squats + sex = cramps Ugh, today is legs at the gym. QQ Almost everybody hates leg day at the gym, except for football, american football and rugby players.
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DeathTaker
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omg i learned that too the hard way
i put icy hot on my inner thigh and next thing you know, my balls were on fire. even the boxers wouldnt help
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| Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:31 pm |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
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I normally love legs, makes me feel powerful... But my legs were still hurting from the last rotation of legs.
I actually enjoy pretty much all of the time spent at the gym, minus of course cardio which makes me want to /slit.
Tomorrow is chest.
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| Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:52 pm |
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Vision
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Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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MIKE wrote: I normally love legs, makes me feel powerful... But my legs were still hurting from the last rotation of legs.
I actually enjoy pretty much all of the time spent at the gym, minus of course cardio which makes me want to /slit.
Tomorrow is chest. yea i'm slacking on the cardio and I can see it in my stomach but I think I'm too old and lazy to care right now. _________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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noobanator
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Ginzu wrote: MIKE wrote: Vision wrote: I squat a lot and squats + sex = cramps Ugh, today is legs at the gym. QQ Almost everybody hates leg day at the gym, except for football, american football and rugby players. hey i play football and i F*CKING hate leg workouts! _________________Tazzaler wrote: Man Apok gets gayer and gayer each post he makes. 
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Ginzu
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noobanator wrote: Ginzu wrote: MIKE wrote: Vision wrote: I squat a lot and squats + sex = cramps Ugh, today is legs at the gym. QQ Almost everybody hates leg day at the gym, except for football, american football and rugby players. hey i play football and i f**king hate leg workouts! You must play in some F*CKING gay league or a kids league, IM NOT IMPLYING THAT THEY ARE THE SAME.
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Vision
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Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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i got deadlifts and upper back today
i'm thinking about trying to max on deadlift
should be interesting...
_________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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noobanator
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Ginzu wrote: noobanator wrote: Ginzu wrote: MIKE wrote: Vision wrote: I squat a lot and squats + sex = cramps Ugh, today is legs at the gym. QQ Almost everybody hates leg day at the gym, except for football, american football and rugby players. hey i play football and i f**king hate leg workouts! You must play in some f**king gay league or a kids league, IM NOT IMPLYING THAT THEY ARE THE SAME. F*CK AFRICAN AMERICAN leagues i play for my school we suck nuts though cause no one can F*CKING hold on to the ball (our dumass of a quarterback has butterfingers....both of them) _________________Tazzaler wrote: Man Apok gets gayer and gayer each post he makes.
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