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 USMC General vs. NPR Reporter 
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FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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lol

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ahahahahaha.... owned bitch!

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lmao


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Typical Liberal Radical who deserves well...whatever comes to mind for you sick fucks

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ROFLCOPTER DOWN ROFLCOPTER DOWN!!!!

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what a dumb bitch...

so, according to her, gun user = violent killer.

what a very stupid dumb bitch...


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http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

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Very old but still good.

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I love snopes...I always check it out when someone tells me something a bit off the wall.

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