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Vision
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Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 4626
Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Best Flashlight Ever!!! _________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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chinababy
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Joined: Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 529
Location: Eielson AFB, AK
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SWEET!
it would be a great story if you burned someone with that thing... how'd you get that burn? a flashlight...
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Vision
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Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 4626
Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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i want to use it as a home defensive weapon....
....I want to attach it to the end of my 12 gauge...
.... I want to blind them, shoot them, and them burn them.
_________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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AnalChowMein
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Posts: 3216
Location: Michigan
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ghey
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State_Radio
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Impractical
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I won't even open a magazine unless I'm 95% sure there's going to be nudity
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doublesven
I have NO life....
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I thought it was going to be one of those fleshlites things but i was wrong.
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.
It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
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Ginzu
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Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am
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That would come handy to me, since i dont own a stove, i would fry my meals with that shit and it can work, while i travel in some caves, i would be abble to defend myself against bats.
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| Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:14 pm |
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Vision
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Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 4626
Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Ginzu wrote: That would come handy to me, since i dont own a stove, i would fry my meals with that s**t and it can work, while i travel in some caves, i would be abble to defend myself against bats. bats dont mess with you man, they move about a lot but they dont attack you.
I dont care what you guys say this flashlight is awesome!! _________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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Ginzu
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Vision wrote: Ginzu wrote: That would come handy to me, since i dont own a stove, i would fry my meals with that s**t and it can work, while i travel in some caves, i would be abble to defend myself against bats. bats dont mess with you man, they move about a lot but they dont attack you. I dont care what you guys say this flashlight is awesome!! Not if they are mexicanflesheating bats, plus i need the shit when im going to walk around the desert in the middle of the night, while your border patrol is asleep Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02
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| Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:24 pm |
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
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Ginzu wrote: Vision wrote: Ginzu wrote: That would come handy to me, since i dont own a stove, i would fry my meals with that s**t and it can work, while i travel in some caves, i would be abble to defend myself against bats. bats dont mess with you man, they move about a lot but they dont attack you. I dont care what you guys say this flashlight is awesome!! Not if they are mexicanflesheating bats, plus i need the s**t when im going to walk around the desert in the middle of the night, while your border patrol is asleep Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02 So are "mexican flesh eating bats" bats from mexico that eat flesh, or bats that eat only mexican flesh?
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Ginzu
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Gman wrote: Ginzu wrote: Vision wrote: Ginzu wrote: That would come handy to me, since i dont own a stove, i would fry my meals with that s**t and it can work, while i travel in some caves, i would be abble to defend myself against bats. bats dont mess with you man, they move about a lot but they dont attack you. I dont care what you guys say this flashlight is awesome!! Not if they are mexicanflesheating bats, plus i need the s**t when im going to walk around the desert in the middle of the night, while your border patrol is asleep Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02 So are "mexican flesh eating bats" bats from mexico that eat flesh, or bats that eat only mexican flesh? Its mexicanflesheatingbats, since they are bats from mexico and they eat flesh and they are from here so i can name them however i want.
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