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Chat InformationThanks for contacting us. My name is Brenna E., how can I help you?
Hudson: Hey, Brenna! I'm planning on taking my girlfriend skiing for her birthday in a couple of weeks and needed some help with some gear options for her.
Hudson: I don't know the first thing about this to be honest, so I am hoping you could help.
Brenna E.: Hey Hudson, that is very nice of you! What kind of gear does she need?
Hudson: Hm... I need to get her a full set of gear she can ski in. Coat, pants, skis, et cetera.
Hudson: I'm honestly not all sure what I need to get.
Brenna E.: Alright will she be renting skis and boots and everything?
Hudson: Actually, that's probably what we will do. Wouldn't make much sense to buy skis and only use them sparingly.
Brenna E.: Right
Brenna E.: So lets see what we can find for a hat, gloves, jacket and pants
Hudson: Alright.
Brenna E.: Give me just a moment to pull up some options for you
Hudson: Thank you very much.
Brenna E.: Your very welcome
Brenna E.: How much are you hoping to spend with this stuff Hudson?
Hudson: I'm not really worried about the price at the moment. I just want to make sure she gets some quality clothes that will keep her as protected as clothes can on the slopes.
Brenna E.: Alright awesome!
Brenna E.: Click here- Burton Cherish Jacket
Brenna E.: Here is a great jacket, it has a nice warm insulation, it is waterproof keeping her nice and dry, and comes in great super cute colors she will love
Brenna E.: It is a very stylish jacket
Hudson: Aye. It does look very nice. Are the colors in the images the only ones available?
Brenna E.: Yes
Hudson: Alright.
Hudson: That definitely should do for a jacket.
Brenna E.: Alright awesome
Brenna E.: So now pants
Hudson: Okay.
Hudson: Again, thank you very much for this.
Brenna E.: Yeah no problem!
Brenna E.: Click here- Marmot Chamonix Insulated Pant
Brenna E.: here is a great pair of pants, they are well insulated without looking bulky, they have a nice waterproof shell to keep her dry and warm, and they also have gaiters around the bottom to keep snow from getting into her boots
Hudson: Hm... Are there any other options?
Brenna E.: Thanks for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Brenna E.: Sure thing
Hudson: Thank you. Those just look a bit too much like the ones I wore to Brackenridge when I got kicked out.
Hudson: There was some guy and he was up to no good. I got in one little fight and my mommy got scared and said "You're moving in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air."
Brenna E.: Haha alright...
Brenna E.: Wow
Hudson: Hm?
Hudson: Did you happen to find a fantastic pair of pants that made you say wow?
Brenna E.: Not yet, give me just a moment
Hudson: Ah. Alright. Thank you.
Brenna E.: Your welceom
Brenna E.: Click here- North Face Freedom Pant
Brenna E.: Here is another great pant, they are super comfortable, well insulated and waterproof, and they have some nice vents to keep her cool on warm days
Hudson: Ah. Thank you. I think she'll definitely enjoy those.
Brenna E.: Alright great
Brenna E.: What else are you looking for?
Hudson: Looks like just gloves and a hat now.
Brenna E.: Alright awesome
Brenna E.: Click Here- The North Face Memphis Bell Beanie
Brenna E.: Here is a great hat, its nice and warm, it is very comfortable, not itchy or anything, it is also breathable so her head doesnt get too hot
Hudson: Is it a full face mask?
Brenna E.: No, it just goes over the face
Hudson: Ah. Okay. Looks good.
Brenna E.: Sorry it just goes ofer the top of the head, not the face
Hudson: Ah. I was wondering for a moment about that.
Hudson: Thanks for clearing it up.
Brenna E.: Haha yeah sorry about that!
Hudson: No problem at all.
Brenna E.: Would you like one that goes over the face?
Hudson: I've got a paper bag for that. No worries.
Brenna E.: Haha alright, Ill get you some glove ideas now
Brenna E.: Click here- Hestra Heli Glove
Hudson: Oh. She only has two fingers on her left hand. Is it possible to get a glove with the two fingers and the thumb removed?
Brenna E.: No thats actually not going to be possible
Hudson: Alright. Just wanted to see if it was possible.
Brenna E.: But these gloves are super warm, very very high quality, they are warm without having a hard time holding onto anything, they are great
Hudson: Excellent, they look great too.
Hudson: Thank very much for helping me with that, Brenna.
Brenna E.: You are very welcome, can I help you put together an order or anything else tonight
Hudson: Aw geez... I just accidentally the whole order... Is is possible to get it back?
Brenna E.: wow you had me going for a while there, good work
Chat InformationThanks for chatting with us today.

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Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:04 pm
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Haha your such a dick. Great job tho.

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Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:37 pm
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Yeah. A bunch of faggots had been doing this for a couple of hours and I came in at the last minute for that.

I dropped enough hints for her, I can't believe I made it that far.

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Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:39 pm
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O yea man F*CKING loved the fresh prince one i cant believe she didnt F*CKING say good by at that point then the only has 2 fingers haha.

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AngryKitten wrote:
I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.

It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:58 pm
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HAahahah, Great JOB lulz,.. So hows that Estrogen going? I hope your doing well man, dont forget about that dick(i mean dont throw it out, you know where to send it)

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How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
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Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.


Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:54 am
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RussianTrix wrote:
HAahahah, Great JOB lulz,.. So hows that Estrogen going? I hope your doing well man, dont forget about that d**k(i mean dont throw it out, you know where to send it)


what?

The two fingers was awesome!!

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Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:21 pm
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Vision wrote:
RussianTrix wrote:
HAahahah, Great JOB lulz,.. So hows that Estrogen going? I hope your doing well man, dont forget about that d**k(i mean dont throw it out, you know where to send it)


what?

The two fingers was awesome!!


Russian is gay for me, but doesn't want to admit he loves men so he's trying to convince me to get a sex change.

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Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:34 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
Vision wrote:
RussianTrix wrote:
HAahahah, Great JOB lulz,.. So hows that Estrogen going? I hope your doing well man, dont forget about that d**k(i mean dont throw it out, you know where to send it)


what?

The two fingers was awesome!!


Russian is gay for me, but doesn't want to admit he loves men so he's trying to convince me to get a sex change.


WOW now you told everyone Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_25 you bastard

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How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
JoeMamma wrote:
Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.


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