Here's a proposition for you:

I need to borrow $4,000 for less than 30 days. In return, I will repay $4,500.

Backstory - I have a loan against my 401k account right now that I need to pay off (the 4 grand) so I can take out a new, larger loan against it for some home improvements. I cannot take another loan against my 401k until I pay-off the current one. It'll take a few weeks to get all the paperwork processed and get the new loan money into my account and ready to repay. The 401 company says it could all happen in 10-15 days, but I'm saying a month to be safe.

Obviously, we'll draw up something official and it'll be under my real identity and all on the up-and-up. Any interested parties will be made completely comfortable with the situation before proceeding.

Anyone with a spare 4 grand laying around that wants to make an easy 500 bucks, PM me, catch me on AIM, or email me. I'd like to get this done ASAP!!

Later,

Unfortunately, I spent quite a bit of my savings on various items (new gun, gave my mom some $, etc).

You're about 4 months late.

If it comes down to it, I've got close to a grand sitting around.

Hit me up.

w00t! Now I just need to find someone with another 3k laying around.

The payback is 12.5% in 30 days. You won't find any investments that hot on Wall Street, folks.

I'll take out a $4,000 loan, loan it to you, get paid $4,500, and pay back the $4,000 using it.

It's bulletproof.

I'd help ya buddy, but I got laid off. I'm usually pretty easy when it comes to money, but I gotta pinch the pennies these days.

PROTIP: Don't own a big ass truck. The gas is killing me.

JFOBP, you and i are in the same boat. i got laid off 3 months ago, now i'm working at a F*CKING restaurant with my engineering degree. it's pretty F*CKING AWESOME!!! needless to say, my savings account went from like 7k to 2k, and my income is not covering my bills.

if anyone knows of a company looking for a mechanical engineer or sales engineer let me know (shameless plug).

I could probably help you with a grand.

It'd be a lot more complicated because I'm a Canad, so use me as a last resort.

if i give u a whole 20 bucks how much i get back.

I'll have to see what she says, she's a hard ass so this would be something I'd have to sell her on. I'm pretty sure you know that very well Corpse.

I'm over 60k in debt w00t w00t!!!!!! Hope that makes everyone feel better.

I'm waiting for a giant EMP to hit the U.S.

I heard that, brother. It it sounds like a possibility, let me know what might make her feel better about it and maybe I can relieve her fears. I'm not sure if I can kick up the payback more than $4,500 but if that's an issue, maybe we can bump it up farther. Obviously, proof of identifty and some securities would be forthcoming.

Where is MetalGod when we need him?

I thought I was the only one waiting for that to happen?

sry, corpse. im still a student paying tuition so i dun have much money to spare. and wat i did have i just spent on a car.. lol. which was 4k..

I only got 35$ =P ne credit card and I need a new Mic. srry

Just you and me kid!!!

Last few minutes of fight club?

1979 movie with George Burns and Brooke Shields

I would but I've only got 20 Euro. Thats legal European tender