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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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 I may be enlightened... But I can still appreciate the finer points of being an asshole.
I now live with three pink-shirt-wearing, popped collar frat boys ... and their girlfriends.
One girlfriend is a fat, ugly asian girl who is a complete bitch. One is a skinny, ugly white girl who thinks she is black and is a bitch. One is a cute redhead who might actually be an intelligent person, but she hasn't outgrown high school.
The second one's boyfriend lives next to me in the rented room. I was showering and getting ready for work a couple of days ago and she comes over and starts pounding on the bathroom door because I had locked it so I could keep my clothes on the sink. I tell her to hold on since I'm almost done and she stops. As soon as I open the door she jumps in my face and my only reaction is "Ah... I apologize for not realizing you were going to show up in an apartment you don't lease while I'm getting ready for work." She continues bitching and I go in my room and close the door, lock it, and finish getting ready.
Well, here's the best part. I spent the past two days eating mexican food that's full of beans. I just took a massive shit and it smells horrible. She gets up in seven minutes (as of this writing) to take a shower and slam doors with everyone else. I have no concept of aerosol or fans or closing doors.
I'm going to sleep with a smile.
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Rokatanski
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:00 am
Posts: 2746
Location: Stalking Tiki's mom.
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Sometimes it just works out, and all can be made right with the world, at least for the time it takes a wench to shower :)
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Ninjavitis
Forum Newbie
Joined: Sat May 31, 2008 11:00 pm
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Am I to understand that you only have 1 bathroom? That is horrible.
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Zealot-44
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 146
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
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I almost wish I could see and hear their reactions.......almost.
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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Two bathrooms.
And I apparently backed up the shitter.
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I got a sex change.
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G_I_Joe
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 1798
Location: NJ
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hahahaha
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ApoKolypse
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 8388
Location: London
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Man I can't wait to come down and live in that box.
I'm gonna piss some ugly bitches off.
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Strange
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 7108
Location: Texas
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Yeah dude, one thing you'll come to learn quickly. Those apartments have shitty plumbing...I would know.
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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Strange wrote: Yeah dude, one thing you'll come to learn quickly. Those apartments have s**tty plumbing...I would know. I clog up any toilet that isn't built to industrial standards.
And I've tried to clog those.
Every time I shit at work I try to do it just so the little mexican lady goes "Ayyyyy caramba!!" and has to clean up the shitty water.
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I got a sex change.
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| Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:17 am |
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eviI-pie
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2649
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Re: I may be enlightened... AngryKitten wrote: But I can still appreciate the finer points of being an asshole.
I now live with three pink-shirt-wearing, popped collar frat boys ... and their girlfriends.
One girlfriend is a fat, ugly asian girl who is a complete bitch. One is a skinny, ugly white girl who thinks she is black and is a bitch. One is a cute redhead who might actually be an intelligent person, but she hasn't outgrown high school.
The second one's boyfriend lives next to me in the rented room. I was showering and getting ready for work a couple of days ago and she comes over and starts pounding on the bathroom door because I had locked it so I could keep my clothes on the sink. I tell her to hold on since I'm almost done and she stops. As soon as I open the door she jumps in my face and my only reaction is "Ah... I apologize for not realizing you were going to show up in an apartment you don't lease while I'm getting ready for work." She continues bitching and I go in my room and close the door, lock it, and finish getting ready.
Well, here's the best part. I spent the past two days eating mexican food that's full of beans. I just took a massive s**t and it smells horrible. She gets up in seven minutes (as of this writing) to take a shower and slam doors with everyone else. I have no concept of aerosol or fans or closing doors.
I'm going to sleep with a smile. yeah you'll still spank it to all three of them though _________________
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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Re: I may be enlightened... eviI-pie wrote: yeah you'll still spank it to all three of them though The "'ll" part kind of denotes that I haven't already.
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