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 Attention n00bs! It's time for a new tournament! 
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Post Attention n00bs! It's time for a new tournament!
We're having a beard tournament.

Essentially you need to grow a beard and post pictures of it.

The man or woman with the manliest beard wins big money (no whammies).

Here's an example or three.

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And go.

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Words cannot express how hard I lol'd at this.

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This is so awesome I have to actually make a post on this F*CKING forum.

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Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:39 pm
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Oh, now you're looking good, young man!

I wish my little Brand would grow a beard. I love beards.


Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:01 pm
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Brands_Mommy wrote:
Oh, now you're looking good, young man!

I wish my little Brand would grow a beard. I love beards.

ROFL brands mommy!!! long time no see

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Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:08 pm
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Oh, god, the work that went into Brand's Mommy coming to this forum.

Amazing.

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You guys should've seen the amount of pu$$y this was attracting last night when we went downtown.

There are some pictures.

Steve is totally going to bang this married chick.


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where were u at, dwntwn what

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downtown Austin, 6th street.

Two clubs. The Library and Latitude.


Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:56 pm
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Gman wrote:
downtown Austin, 6th street.

Two clubs. The Library and Latitude.


A club called "Library"? Wouldn't that turn some people off?

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It's a pretty fat club. They've got two floors, two bars, several pool tables, and an air hockey table.


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Ah..hahaha I'm getting all sorts of play from married chicks. God damn.

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Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:52 pm
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I demand restitution! and by that I mean, i want pictures.


Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:37 pm
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Tell that to Kaosyn. He's got all the pictures.

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lol, i would if i could, but to talk to someone about another person's mom, that's just wrong.


Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:40 pm
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I will post the pics later, I need to get them from my friend. Some good times last night although the last thing I remember was ordering a burrito at some place and demanding cheese on it cuz im a mexican.

But yes, the beard is a total chick magnet.

Oh and then that black chick got mad cuz yall apparently threw the afro at them downstairs LOL!!!


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lmao. That was hilarious. Drunky McAllupons took my 'fro and threw it downstairs and they tossed it back up and then that black chick started to get bitchy.

I'm no good at diffusing situations, so luckily Adam started making his way over.

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Damn wish i was there, you gotta wear that shit when we go to 6th. on my 21st.


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lone_mortal wrote:
Damn wish i was there, you gotta wear that s**t when we go to 6th. on my 21st.


Your wish is mah command.

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The beard gets all the poon
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Plus us chillin
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