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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
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Location: Georgia
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 I think I'm going to die Last night about 4 AM while listening to Coast to Coast AM about aliens and their relation to Native American (feather indian, not dot indian) monsters, the door to my room started shaking violently.
Naturally, I pissed my pants because I though the Grays were finally coming to kill my face off.
After a few minutes the shaking stopped and my cat Simone started meowing on the other side.
I was relieved, but at the same time knew it was probably a ploy to get me to open the door so they could experiment on me.
Anyway, the hours pass and I just went downstairs to take out some trash and fix a bowl of oatmeal.
When I opened the closet to get my coat out, Simone ran out. Apparently she had been trapped in the closet all night.
The Grays are going to abduct me and I'm going to die. :(
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I got a sex change.
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shibby
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 1197
Location: Howell, Michigan
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WTF is wrong with you....
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Deepslit
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 2103
Location: Tampa, FL
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It looks like they've already probed him
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Stabby_McFaggot (BANNED)
BANNED
Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 227
Location: Ottawa, Canada, Eh?
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Deepslit wrote: It looks like they've already probed him up the ass? _________________
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AnalChowMein
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 3216
Location: Michigan
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A few tips.
1. Never go anywhere or do anything alone, ever!
2. Do not act like a redneck. They tend to abduct and probe only the most hillbilly.
3. Just the fact that you believe there is life outside out earth keeps you somewhat safe. Most non-believers are the ones who are taken.
4. Animals are a good alarm to use. They have a sense for aliens and when they are coming. They will act strange when a being is near.
5. This is the most important. DO NOT SHAVE YOUR BALLS! If you do it leaves one less task for them to perform before they start their testing. Shaving your balls leaves you in great danger. They are smart which makes them lazy.
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 4936
Location: Gardendale, Texas
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AnalChowMein wrote: A few tips.
1. Never go anywhere or do anything alone, ever!
2. Do not act like a redneck. They tend to abduct and probe only the most hillbilly.
3. Just the fact that you believe there is life outside out earth keeps you somewhat safe. Most non-believers are the ones who are taken.
4. Animals are a good alarm to use. They have a sense for aliens and when they are coming. They will act strange when a being is near.
How many of these have to apply to you before you're in danger?!! Categories 1 & 2 are me. 3 doesn't fit me because I'm a believer. 4 really doesn't fit because all the animals in my house are crazy fucks anyway.
5. This is the most important. DO NOT SHAVE YOUR BALLS! If you do it leaves one less task for them to perform before they start their testing. Shaving your balls leaves you in great danger. They are smart which makes them lazy. _________________Sir, have you been drinking tonight? 
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 4936
Location: Gardendale, Texas
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Wth, the aliens erased the text in my post above this! I HAD something there! OMG!
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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FUUUUUUUUUCK.
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Falcon
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 5230
Location: Rogers, AR
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bye...
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G_I_Joe
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 1798
Location: NJ
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peace
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Pyrokid
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 2334
Location: Texas
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lolwut _________________
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shibby
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 1197
Location: Howell, Michigan
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oh shit......they are here....run kitten
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
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Pyrokid wrote: lolwut zomg its lord xenu!
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 11345
Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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DAMMIT! So, I should probably stop shaving my sack?!
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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shibby
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 1197
Location: Howell, Michigan
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Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_06 ....no Joe what will your boyfriend say
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CorpseHumper
Community Owner
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
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Location: Southwest Florida
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HAIL XENU!
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