Hope everyone has a good and safe Christmas.




For those who care,

No deer this year, (I won't starve, plenty of ducks and geese still to be eaten)
Now engaged (no I will not say HIS name Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02 )
New truck (pictures when I have time)
My weiner is still not growing, will be seeing the Doc in hopes of a magic cream,
Other than that I should be back in the servers after Christmas.

For those who don't care,

I like cheese spread all over my tax returns.

Liar.

You can't get gay married in Michigan.

We are going to Canada for the official ceremony. Then its back to Michigan for the reception. We have ordered cakes in the shape of a large black penis. For dinner we are having hot dogs with mayo. Instead of flowers we have decided to use 2,999 inflated condoms. (It was supposed to be 3,000, I let you guess what happened to the last condom) The only drawback to the whole reception is the fear of a large orgy of long shafts breaking out on the dance floor in front of my family. They are ok with my decissions but I doubt they want to be penetrated.

I missed having Anal.

I'll turn YOUR tight end in to a wide receiver.

GAY WARS!