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Kitten's Stories of Inspiration and Hope
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Lazer Jesus  Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia 
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 Kitten's Stories of Inspiration and HopeI'm going to start writing a collection of inspirational short stories to sell. This thread will record them all. I guarantee that you'll be left with a warm, happy feeling after reading them.
Let's do this. Unshackled There were two children born. One was beautiful and one was ugly. The beautiful child's mother loved it. The mother of the ugly child begrudgingly loved it for she felt it was her duty no matter how disgusting her offspring was. The beautiful child was loved for the external. The ugly child had to develop a personality and ability so it could succeed. The beautiful child spent its life surrounded by those who only cared of it's skin. It killed itself one day because it got a glimpse of a larger picture and it realized how horrible it was. The ugly child finally was loved for its personality and ability. It married someone who loved that personality, but the love still shuddered at the looks of the ugly child. The ugly child killed itself one day because it knew no one would ever truly accept it. There are no bell curves in the reality of a society. _________________ I got a sex change. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1197 Location: Howell, Michigan
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wow..... lol
_________________ HEADSHOT wrote: You would care after your d**k looks like a cheese pizza <img src="http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u91/sapikowski/remoteImage.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"> <img src="http://pid.us.playstation.com/user/sapikowski.jpg" width="235" height="149" border="0"> |
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damn kitten, i think im going to go cut myself now.
something happen to you to make you go all emo on us??? _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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Falcon wrote: something happen to you to make you go all emo on us??? He's probably only loved for his personality. |
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Spammer Hopeful  Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 396 Location: Laredo, TX
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i love the way you write kitten, but JESUS! the tears just won't stop!!!!!
_________________ "Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." -William Dement, in Newsweek, 1959 |
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Lazer Jesus Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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I've not become emo. This is merely a business venture.
I'm glad you all have liked this first story. _________________ I got a sex change. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2649
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I liek happy endings!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 791 Location: Terrebonne, OR
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Good story, its a lot better than the bullshit hollywood happy endings everyone thinks there are.
_________________ French never surrender, We simply tactically retreat to fight another day SEIJIsaurusREX wrote: Haha alright, enjoy living in this shithole full of n00bs you skill-less assface I am 63% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? |
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Community Owner  Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida
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It was beautiful.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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TheGreaterBad wrote: Good story, its a lot better than the bullshit hollywood happy endings everyone thinks there are. Go watch The Mist. _________________  |
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