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 after two and a half years 
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finally after two and a half years, my wife is in the U.S. !!!

now I can eat rice for breakfast lunch and dinner for the rest of my life!

woot!

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Did you buy an asian?

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psh....he's renting.

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I just got a mortgage on mine.

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I LOVE LESBIANS BBBBBYYYYYYYAAAAA!!!!!!!

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Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:55 pm
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Hey thats good to hear!!

Now send her my way. Iam getting tired of Joes wife.


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Lease?

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Lease?


She prolly has high miles and leaks oil.


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Did you guys do it yet ? I bet your penis looks HUGE compared to those asian...O wait...I forgot you have an asian penis as well.

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Did you guys do it yet ? I bet your penis looks HUGE compared to those asian...O wait...I forgot you have an asian penis as well.


Look whos talking pencil dick. I know. I have it it on tape.


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You still have my money evil-pie!

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Damn That is a long F*CKING time. I remember you telling us about the problem on vent. I also think you said something about a pig eating?

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HellFire wrote:
oreX wrote:
Did you guys do it yet ? I bet your penis looks HUGE compared to those asian...O wait...I forgot you have an asian penis as well.


Look whos talking pencil d**k. I know. I have it it on tape.


Name your price.


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She's awesome she cute my entire lawn with a pair of scissors, and makes me deep fried eggs for breakfast every morning!

hahaha, shes standing over my shoulder reading this laughing.

BTW: shes like 4'11 and she beats me playing darts (cricket)

yeah, the homeland security and the IRS can bite it, it took forever to bring her here, but now the wait is over.

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the F*CK?

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rofl?

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