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 CS:S, The time killer. 
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Post CS:S, The time killer.
I bet this has happened to everyone here.

You sit down for a good game of CS, the map is Dust. You look down at your watch or cell phone and notice it is 5PM. You play a few rounds, get your score up. Look down at you clock again and BAM 9:15.

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Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:33 am
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Happens to me all the time. I'll come home from work around 7PM on a Friday night, get my drink and sit down to play. Next thing I know, I have 5 drinks in me, time would be around 11PM, and my wife would be nagging me to go to bed.

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JoeMamma wrote:
Happens to me all the time. I'll come home from work around 7PM on a Friday night, get my drink and sit down to play. Next thing I know, I have 5 drinks in me, time would be around 11PM, and my wife would be pulling out the power cord on my computer and forcing me to go to bed because she's the man of the house.


That sucks, Joe. You need to go in to the Life Registry and enable "Be a man" sometime.

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LMAO! You're such a homo, Kitten. Nice edit, though.

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ROFL! pwned.

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When I watch gay porn the time just flies. Starring at those shafts all day you really don't seem to care what time it is.


Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:47 pm
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Okay, Joe.

Here's what you need to do, step by step:

1. Brain> Transcendence> Reality> System Alter> Registry Keys

2. Find the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE menu and there should be a variety of variables.

3. Select Pants Wearing and set "Be a man" to 1.

4. Select "Wife has the bigger satchel" and change it to "No".

5. Save Reality and come back in to your brain.


It's like building a house when you're lost in the woods. Drastic situational improvement. Good luck.

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Lmfao, Kitty you're a prick. ♥

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lol

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Last time I checked my watch it was 2001..... holy shit!

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What're you talking about Corpse it still is........








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Post Re: CS:S, The time killer.
CowboyPresident wrote:
I bet this has happened to everyone here.

You sit down for a good game of CS, the map is Dust. You look down at your watch or cell phone and notice it is 5PM. You play a few rounds, get your score up. Look down at you clock again and BAM *** DurnegroKiD comes from outa nowhere and shanks my ass hard core nukka.

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LMFAO DURNEGROKID.

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