You know,... Maury used to be a legitimate journalist.

Now he's been reduced to DNA shows almost daily. Whoopie, he just proved some black guy has 8 kids instead of 5, with 3 different women (no, I'm not kidding or making up the numbers).

Now they just ran an ad saying:
"Do you have a 13 or 14 year old daughter that dresses too sexy, is addicted to sex, and you want her to get a make-over? Call the Maury show!"

This is terrible. The poor guy has the worst TV career in the history of TV careers.

Now he's got some white trash slut on there with her wigger ex-boyfriend talking like they're ghetto. You can tell they're both losers and worse than any trailer trash I ever met when I lived in the trailer park. Who gives a damn who the "baby daddy" is anyway? And why is the guy the only bad guy in these situations. I smell entrapment in some of these cases, but why in the world do these loser girls want to trap these loser guys?

WTF ever happened to Darwin? God help us all if "Idiocracy" is even halfway right. I've seen the future of our world, and it's terrifying.

I just seen Heraldo Rivera at a wedding I went to Saturday. He was sitting with pastor eating like madmen. The pastor had a front butt, his belly button was acutally just above his ass crack. When he laughed his front butt bounced like a booty at a 50-Cent concert.

When is this? I want to see some sexy lolis.

LoL I'm watching Idiocracy right now (I've seen it before)

but yeah it's happening.

I'm reading 1984, A Canticle for Leibowitz, Harry Potter 5 and 6, and the entire Wheel of Time series right now.

If that is relevant.


My mother watched Maury all the time until she realized that.

Now she watches Oprah without fail.

Oprah is too much of a hypocrite, activist, and she's way out of touch with reality now. She's too rich to be "real" anymore. I hate the way she constantly makes facial expressions at people while they're talking, like "yes... uh huh... yes... i know... uh huh".

I'm like, shut the F*CK up and do something worthwhile again like build a church in some 4th world country.

I aint bitter

Typical african n1gg3rs, they all this many children or more and only know 1 or less of them. Down with blacky!

It's not their fault your penis size is inadequately small. You flip on Jerry Springer and you get a spin-off of the same trash.

I actually like Oprah, but I won't watch her show and she can still fist herself.

The only reason I like her is because instead of pulling the typical celebrity bullshit of adopting a child from a 3rd world country and letting them grow up here, she went out and financed a school so at least some of the children in that country can get an education in hopes of making their country less shitty.

Philanthropy isn't about how many children you can adopt. It's about how many children you can educate so they (as the future of their country) will pull their country out of a shithole.

I like watching Sesame Street.


But Mauri, Montel, Oprah etc etc can all suck my hairy balls. The only one with a good show is Jerry Springer. He's the only one who knows how to dress properly too.

I watch porn 24/7 tv shows can suck my hairless nuts

When you go through puberty, they'll get hairy and you'll start to respect TV shows.

Oh wait, no you won't.

Porn it is.