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 What doth ye do, wench. 
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rip the bears head of and melt the ice with its blood
and/or go to the store and buy a cake


Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:57 am
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Have fun doing that because your BLIND.

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Retarded. The blind person doesn't even want the cake. Especially after it is going to be all soggy after the ice melts. So just walk away and let the bear have the cake.

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It's a polar bear. It loves ice. Especially to eat. The bear eats the ice; I eat the cake.

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Realize that if you actually give a F*CK that much about a cake, then you are one fat, blind shit. The smart person would say, "F*CK it."Anyway, if you're blind, how do you know there's cake there to begin with?

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Ass rape the bear till he dies. And then fart on the ice so it melts. Then eat the cake.


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You accidentally walk into the bear because you're blind. After he eat you AND the cake, eat the cke while you rest inside his warm full belly.

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Have a beer.


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Realize that if you actually give a fart that much about a cake, then you are one fat, blind dookie. The smart person would say, "fart it."Anyway, if you're blind, how do you know there's cake there to begin with?


Yeah! Just fart it all!

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I would feed the bear Ben hes so fat the bear wont have to eat for like 2 years! then i wait for the ice to melt and i eat the cake! =D i win


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yum fat jokes


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smoke a bowl and ponder the situation.



holla.


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BUST A MOVE!!!!

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ApoKolypse wrote:
BUST A MOVE!!!!


lmao, omg.....yeah, that's it, that's the ticket!

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