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HHB
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Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm
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 sTORY George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil
is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I
have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite
as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
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Gr33n(V)an
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lmao!
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AngryKitten
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not funny?
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Gman
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It actually is pretty funny.
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MesscanBandito
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What can the harvest hope for, if not the care of the reaper man?
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CorpseHumper
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OWNED!
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JoKeR
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lmao
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Mithril
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spidey
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lmao That was pretty good
_________________"Cursed is the ground for your sake. In toil you will eat of it all the days of your life. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you and you shall eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of your brow you shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For, dust you are and to dust you shall return." “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life"  
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Metalgod
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Location: Fort Mill South Carolina
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OMG that was hilarious HHB :lol:
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AngryKitten
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Location: Georgia
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CorpseHumper wrote: OWNED! Corpse pooning his wife?
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CrayolaDaEthug (BANNED)
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That was an uncanny story.
Uncanny-strange or weird.
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Sammie
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lol
i bet bush can smoke a mean C*CK :twisted:
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oreX
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Crayola teal/fear wrote: That was an uncanny story.
Uncanny-strange or weird. dang he busted out a thesaurus on that one. _________________
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Sammie
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he's an excellent pupil
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CrayolaDaEthug (BANNED)
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No actually we got stories at school that has big words I dont know and most of you don't either.
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oreX
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I got $10 that says crayon boy doesnt know what a pupil is
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CrayolaDaEthug (BANNED)
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Depends what definition your talking about. Pupil as in apperntice?
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Sammie
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crayola i think you might be too young to read about presidental C*CK smoking :)
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AngryKitten
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I'm going to edit the banner where DURRR man is getting blown away and then humped so that it looks better.
HEIL BUSH.
SEIG HEIL.
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