So me and Vendetta are currently in summer school. We're taking a class each in 18 days (6ish hours a day) so we don't have to take it for 5months in regular school. (Plus the teachers are hand selected, and they're nice and shit, essentially teachers who know how to properly teach students in an active way *most of them*).

Anyways, during the 15minute break, Vendetta comes to my class to talk with me about some random stuff, we're in my class because I had a test after that break, so I was doing prep work. As we're talking, a random asian girl, (with buck teeth, and poor clothing, plus with her asian accent, and her English learned from the back of the cereal box) *No offense to anyone reading this; I'm not saying all asians are like that, because that isn't true*, in my class comes near my desk and looks at the energy drink I had sitting on it. After Vendetta leaves, she asks me, exactly like this, word-for word (in a slow manner, with her retarded squeaky voice):

"Uhm, excuse me.... I have no friends, so im gona ask you, how do I make friends with people at this summer school that are close with me in the future.....?"

The way she asked, made it look like she wanted to be my friend.
My response:

"I don't know" Then I laughed at her like I thought she was retarded, which she probably is, considering the school she said she went to on the first day, and last school year was her 6th year, apparently.

Then another girl in the classroom laughed with me with the same "wtf" thoughts we (2-3 people were around) had going.

Like... I seriously LOL'd.

I want to hear your opinions. plzkthnx

EDIT:

In all seriousness, the asian shit I was talking about, I'm simply describing the person. I did not say that to that person BECAUSE she was asian. I would've said it to my own brother, if I had to.

EDIT 2:
People, she does not know I laughed at her. I didn't point my finger and "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" at her. I laughed but only after she walked away. The second girl watching had a smirk and laughed a bit.

You're mean

Are you a F*CKIN' ass?

You're a cunt.

lol

I'M THE JUGGANAHT BEITCH!

You deserve a kick to the mouth by steel toe boots.

I seriously lol'd at the comments they left you. 'Cept fo GI. You're a AFRICAN AMERICAN. You were supposed to insult him. Not rack up your post count with a F*CKING "lol"!!!!!!

Wow do you hate Asian people or something?

you C*CK whore!

I believe I strongly implicated in my opening post I do not hate asian people.

Enjoy your school shooting.

That's some mean shit. Be nicer, fag!

not goin happen...she cant read the instructions on how to use a gun remember...


oh and your a cunt skull

Falcon, you're special.


Skull, you're a F*CKING prick.


I'd have least coaxed a blowjob out of it.

I bet that made you feel good about yourself. Your story failed its purpose of making most of us "lol". Go kick yourself in the nuts.

I'll have you know that I am Asian and I take great offense to this.

How dare you laugh at my people! You F*CKING cracker redneck! I bet you are only in summer school because you spent to much time throughout the regular school year eating your teacher's balls.

How do I make friends with people I will see in the future?

Jerk off!

I hope you enjoy your next Chinese meal as it will be covered in Asian sweat and mucus from a 108 year old Asian smoker.

I stopped reading at "me and vendetta" because I knew there was a slim change for an actual funny.

I really wish I would of gotten that advise.....

u fag F*CKER! didn't even have the balls to do it in her face.

Edited opening post.

AnalChowMein, I do not know if your post was serious, but assuming it is, I assure you; no racism was intended at all. :S

For those who haven't realized it:
I let her off easy
It's not like I said "F*CK you" to her.