Name: Dallas Snyder
Age: 15
Steam ID: 0:1:7241802
Alias: allsop207

I really love your server. It is my primary server for playing Counter Strike, and the people are awesome there!

Please continue on with this membership request by writing and then posting a 1600 word, 8 page double-spaced report on why you love our server so much and why the people that play here are so awesome.

I expect narrative form, with both an executive summary and memo highlighting the key points of your report.

This report is due by the end of the day. Thank you.

For bonus marks, either:

A.) Include a brief synopsis of why AFRICAN AMERICANS are so god damn worthless or;
B.) Shout "AFRICAN AMERICANS!!!" into your microphone in game and then record your mother "taking the computer away" for a month. Follow up by posting that .wav file here when she is out sucking my C*CK.

this should be a good one

Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04 Thats like the funniest thing ive heard all day! lmao You need to keep posting that and see will actually do it. lol

...He was serious dude!

Welcome to our little slice of Hell! Add the [rct] tag to your name and play in the n00bfest servers so that everyone can get to know you a bit. There are votes that occur every once in a while (however, don't ask when the next vote is, there's no way to know, and asking will just get you flammed) to decide which [rct]s deserve to be accepted into the community. As long as you stay cool and play often on the servers and wear the proper [rct] tag, you should be fine (becoming a member has nothing to do with being good). Be patient...it might take a while to be accepted. If you have any further questions, send a PM to either myself or BulletCatcher or judicator.
My Xfire username is mrs0x if you wish to add me.