I would've waited until the one puking bent down to puke, then shove the C*CK in the asshole and call it good!
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| Author: | TheFunkyFish [ Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Oh college... |
So I'm walking outside my dorm room to find two skanks stumbling through the hallway. The one on the right drops her purse and starts to giggle which is immediately followed by a stream of vomit... stay classy. I try to avoid the spillage as best I could but it was literally F*CKING everywhere. Glad that this didn't happen near my door I continue past them and before I got to the elevator I heard a second spew of delicious goodness and guess what... right in front of my damn door =.= When I got back it had fermented into a sort of cheese that smelt like a mix of formaldehyde and a bag of dead cats so I called the front desk to get it cleaned up. Next morning they had scraped the cheesy mixture off the carpet and put an industrial heater to dry it beside it. This just made it smell worse as the concoction heated up. So basically I am going to be spending a lot of time in my room till that void of unnatural bile is all gone. Fun times. |
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| Author: | Sweet Pea [ Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
That's.... disgusting... |
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| Author: | JoeMamma [ Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
I would've waited until the one puking bent down to puke, then shove the C*CK in the asshole and call it good!
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| Author: | Hooker [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
...who let you into. College!? |
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| Author: | dirtbag [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
The same dumb asses who let u in.... |
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| Author: | dabadguy [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:05 pm ] |
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| Author: | Hooker [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:23 pm ] |
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dirtbag wrote: The same dumb asses who let u in.... I think its funny when you question my intelligence. It'll be ironic when I'm your boss. |
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| Author: | unstawpable [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
Had you been a gentleman and escorted her to wherever it was she was going you wouldn't have puke outside your room |
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| Author: | JoeMamma [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
unstawpable wrote: Had you been a gentleman and escorted her to wherever it was she was going you wouldn't have puke outside your room Plus, you might have been able to drunk-fuck her! |
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| Author: | TheFunkyFish [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
When I say skank I don't mean hot skank... I wouldn't have touched her if I was wearing an entire box of condoms and a radioactive suit. |
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| Author: | Coach [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
TheFunkyFish wrote: When I say skank I don't mean hot skank... I wouldn't have touched her if I was wearing an entire box of condoms and a radioactive suit. I would've, I have really low standards though...I mean really low. |
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| Author: | Cpt. Carrot [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
Coach wrote: I would've, I have really low standards though...I mean really low. Munchkin low? 'Cause ain't going lower...  Sorry boss, could-not-rezist... |
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| Author: | JukeboxHero [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
Holy F*CK I luv you joemomma.. u horny horny bastard |
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| Author: | SEIJIsaurusREX [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Oh college... |
You go to York Funkyfish?? |
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| Author: | TheFunkyFish [ Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:38 am ] |
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no but i will be next semester |
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| Author: | Montreal [ Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:31 pm ] |
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TheFunkyFish wrote: no but i will be next semester What program? |
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| Author: | TheFunkyFish [ Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
i honestly dont know, im still choosing between astrophysics, one of the branches of engineering or a branch of environmental studies >_> |
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| Author: | AnalChowMein [ Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Oh college... |
You should of raped her |
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